Originally Posted by CouttsClient
Depends on what you mean by it not being prepared correctly. I don't expect the waiter to notice a stray hair on my bread. I just don't. I also don't expect them to know the preparedness of the steak.
If the burger has condiments I didn't ask for I would expect them to have noticed that.
Ha ha... a hair... that reminds me of one "ballsy" waiter I worked with.
Worked at this corporate shithole restaurant back in '92 that had this district manager that was an epic asshole. He would yell and scream at everyone and boss people around like trash.
Eventually this guy was fired for embezzlement and snorting coke in the restaurant bathrooms. Dont know which was the trigger.
Anyway, this prick, his name was Peter, was at a table eating brunch with some slut and snapped his finger at the waiter and yelled at him "Quick, Orange Juice"
The waiter, Terry, said, ok motherfucker, this OJ is where you pay. He took at detour from the bar to the employee bathroom and proceeded to dunk his big black dong in the OJ. He left a hair in so he could prove it to us in the wait station. Fucker picked out a tight spiral black pube and took that shit to the table.
Man, it was the biggest mix of gross and satisfaction you could imagine. Couldnt have happened to a nicer guy. Terry became a legend. Peter drank dick juice.