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post #16 of 28
7/20/11 at 7:52am
isn't that where you get your name from? like, your balls are orange so you want people to respect them and call them mr orange? I have much respect for your tanning abilities and would love to get some advice for tanning my balls as well
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post #17 of 28
7/20/11 at 8:03am
meh I guess, I really didn't know what I was doing @ the time. haha I don't have elephantitus (don't care to spell check) but, they just tend to show when I wear tight jeans. LAME, because I like my stuff to be slim fitting.
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post #18 of 28
7/20/11 at 8:09am
Nice ball fades, bro.
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post #19 of 28
7/20/11 at 8:11am
^^^ the trick is not washing them for 6 months.
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post #20 of 28
7/20/11 at 8:14am
when i see my veins in my jeans i know my balls are the best

when a chick sees my veins in my jeans she's all like how much
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post #21 of 28
7/20/11 at 8:21am
please avoid skinny jeans if they result in moose knuckles.
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post #22 of 28
7/20/11 at 8:23am
hahaha moose knuckles. that's rich.
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post #23 of 28
7/20/11 at 9:05am
Like any other normal-sized white dude, the vast majority of japanese people jeans are super tight in the thigh. Experiencing same while wearing KKAs now.
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post #24 of 28
7/20/11 at 9:15am
Funny, how only on SF is there is a disproportionate amount of "HUGE THIGHS (i squat bro)" and "TINY WAIST" individuals.
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post #25 of 28
7/20/11 at 9:29am
Meh, kinda. Funny thread, so I'll toss in my dilemmas:

- Inseam length: I'm 6'1", and anything under 34" has the potential to look comical. Fortunately, this isn't an issue with most of the Self Edge/Blue in Green brands.
- Pocket openings: I have big hands and a ~ 30" waist, so it can be damn difficult to find well-fitting jeans with pockets that I can put my hands into. It looks damn stupid when I'm fishing around for my cell phone with two fingers and using my left hand to try to push it up to where I can grab it.
- I have weird, now-vestigial hamstrings and hip flexors, both of which kind of bulge out and can look odd when I'm wearing particularly slim jeans (the hip flexors also exacerbate the issue with the pockets).
- I have basically no ass, which isn't a huge deal, but it makes it easier to get that diaper effect if the jeans have a generous top block.

Also, anyone talking about nut-hugging issues needs to sag more. It's not rocket science.
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post #26 of 28
7/20/11 at 9:42am
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Funny, how only on SF is there is a disproportionate amount of "HUGE THIGHS (i squat bro)" and "TINY WAIST" individuals.
is a disproportionate amount of "HUGE THIGHS (i squat bro)" and "TINY WAIST" individuals.

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This has always been true here... But I can only tell you how it is. Might be I'll take a pic later of these KKAs and post. I generally find myself going "these would be perfect with 1 more inch of thigh room", or a half inch laid flat I guess.
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post #27 of 28
7/20/11 at 9:59am
As one of the "tiny waist" members here, I can say that most jeans I find are cut very generously in the thigh and that anything bigger than a 7" hem looks silly on me. I've found Julius jeans to fit me near perfect but I like the silhouette of 19cm the best.
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post #28 of 28
7/20/11 at 11:49am
prolapsed colon, sadly most denim brands don;t have a built in tail
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