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Do You Face Any Body Dilemmas That Make Shopping For Jeans Difficult?

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I always tell the girls that complain to me about finding jeans that fit properly that they are "preaching to the choir." My dilemma, I have a 32 inch waist and 44 inch hips. Most jeans that fit my waist are bursting at the hip and crotch.

The only solution is buy 34s or 36s and get them brought in or, alternatively, I buy Levi's 527 (which are the only jeans that fit well off the shelf).

Only problem with the 527s is their leg openings can be pretty wide. With my last pair I broke down and got the leg openings brought in.

I love my tailor.
 

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I'm a 32 waist but skinny jeans in my waist size tend to be slim because I just have really skinny legs. I have to find jeans with a really aggressive taper.
 

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Trim waist, huge hips, large quads - they're really isn't anything that can be done to hide the odd proportions. My solution has been to basically stop worrying about it.
 

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skinny jeans don't fit cuz my nuts too big
 

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Started lifting not too long ago and ****** got huge. I don't fit into my New Standards anymore. The weird thing is, I don't lift that much at all. I envy Aeglus and his four plate stacking, PS wearing abilities.
 

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skinny jeans don't fit cuz my nuts too big


you're wearing them wrong dumbass


left leg in, right leg in, button up. I'm doing everything right you moron. I had a pair of N&F weird guy fit and every time I sat down you could see my nuts. maybe it's easier for you because your ballz haven't dropped but, for grown men it's nearly impossible.
 

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left leg in, right leg in, button up. I'm doing everything right you moron. I had a pair of N&F weird guy fit and every time I sat down you could see my nuts. maybe it's easier for you because your ballz haven't dropped but, for grown men it's nearly impossible.


nope you're a dumbass sorry
 

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I am rubber you are glue, everything you say sticks back to you.

I actually sort of regret buying my APC's a size too large, I was sick of the whole stretching process. Usually wear a belt but, the jeans could be tighter.
 

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I am rubber you are glue, everything you say sticks back to you.

I actually sort of regret buying my APC's a size too large, I was sick of the whole stretching process. Usually wear a belt but, the jeans could be tighter.


shoulda sized down 1-2

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You wear jeans and show your balls. And you think that owns. Good job mr. orange. Grade A poster.


it was totally unintentional aeglus. You think I think it owns? Please, that **** was embarrasing dude. Who on earth wears skinny jeans for the purpose of showing off their junk?
 

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it was totally unintentional aeglus. You think I think it owns? Please, that **** was embarrasing dude. Who on earth wears skinny jeans for the purpose of showing off their junk?


well you bought them not me so I would guess it's you? ps why are you embarrassed of your enormous balls, are they disgusting? do they have veins sticking out or something? my balls are pretty cool, you shouldn't be embarrassed about them h2h
 

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