Total Recall Remake (Aug 3, 2012) - Page 7

Colin Farrell should really stick to small movies like Tigerland and In Bruges. This movie is just going to be added to the list of his blockbuster stinkers like SWAT and Daredevil.

Worst movie I've been dragged to since Lincoln lawyer. At least that one was easy to laugh at.

Had to watch this stinkpile since The Bourne Legacy was full. I mean it when I say that the only saving grace of this film was the three-tit prostitute.

My reviews don't seem so far fetched now, do they?

Is it bad that I don't mind watching SWAT?

SWAT sucked so much ass. So too did this movie.

We all have shitty movies that we watch from time to time. Sometimes I'm too lazy to change the channel and have nothing else to do...It is a grand failure of mine.

I almost had to watch this movie on Saturday. I'm rather glad that I was able to convince people the six pints I had would put me to sleep so there'd be no value from it. I heard and read some atrocious reviews on the radio and in print.

I guess the only reason for me to watch it is for the women.

Meh. They're moving too much to get any good views of them.

Kate's only good scene was in the beginning when she was in her underwear and we're treated to a magnificent view of her behind.

Despite his intimidating presence, Biel wasn't memorable at all.