What's the deal with this guy in the bathroom? (Public Bathroom Etiquette) - Page 66
I also note that the vertical positioning of the toilet paper allows for a more natural movement when unrolling.
Also, lower toilets are better for a complete expulsion of fecal matter due to the angle of the colon.
There is a ramen place in my neighborhood that has a toilet like that (admittedly, the setting isn't as nice, but the toilet itself is five star). I've been meaning to work up a mean shit and then go there for dinner one night just to use it.
I spent a half hour or so with a fellow Styleforuvm member at the squash tournament at Grand Central a few weeks ago. I bring this up because one of the neat features was that the matches were in a class cube, so as a spectator you could see everything, but the way the glass was lit made the players feel like they were in a normal squash court with regular walls. They didn't see out. I am wondering if the rear wall of your Morimoto toilet stall is lit like that. Do you have an unknown audience? It would be very, very Japanese to watch somebody shit like that. Hell, if you connected your stall with Claghorns wall of soft porn urinals, you might have a winner.
Don't you be telling me what I mean and what I don't mean! Maybe I have a colostomy and am very sensitive about it.
But in this case, yes, yes I meant the rectum.
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