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post #886 of 1422
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Originally Posted by gomestar View Post

There's a new group at the other side of my floor. One of the dudes is a serious grunter when he's on the can.

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post #887 of 1422
yeah, it's concerning.
post #888 of 1422
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Originally Posted by gomestar View Post

WTF is wrong with people? It's not like there were dildo ornaments on the tree or anything.
... or were there?
post #889 of 1422
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Originally Posted by Mr. Moo View Post

A few drinks in me and I feel I would be inclined to urinate on the shields.

post #890 of 1422
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Originally Posted by Claghorn View Post

A few drinks in me and I feel I would be inclined to urinate on the shields.

Are you suffering from very high blood pressure?
post #891 of 1422
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

Ok, new digs are nice and clean, but the toilet is unusually high. Like, I am tall and almost on my tippy toes. Some of these other humunculi that I work with are going to have swinging legs.
Pro: Small office area for only my direct group so any offending bathroom users will be easy to catch.
Con: Only one stall. People will know when you are shitting.

On the plus side, no one is going to sit down in the stall next to you while you are shitting.

post #892 of 1422

I have to say, my current work bathroom situation is about as good as can be expected. I just moved to a newly-renovated floor. The stalls all have real full-height marble walls with large, heavy wooden doors. There is even a private bathroom. On top of that, the floor is only half-occupied, so I almost never encounter anyone in the bathroom.

post #893 of 1422
Shitty state of affairs in the new office building. 6 shitters in one building, which happens to be occupied by companies historically dominated by males: engineering-software and construction, banking, and national defense. Just this past week I had to climb 4 floors until I found a vacant stall and the building is only 3 floors tall!
post #894 of 1422
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Originally Posted by NAMOR View Post

Shitty state of affairs in the new office building. 6 shitters in one building, which happens to be occupied by companies historically dominated by males: engineering-software and construction, banking, and national defense. Just this past week I had to climb 4 floors until I found a vacant stall and the building is only 3 floors tall!

So you ended up taking a shit on the roof?

post #895 of 1422
i think this belongs here:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/rnr/3518036575.html
post #896 of 1422
That's just wrong.
post #897 of 1422
If I ever cottoned on to who the chef was there's no way in hell I'd go there for my "free drink". He might fart on it.
post #898 of 1422
so earlier today, I was sitting on the can and doing my thang, and as usual I took out my phone so I can catch up on what's happening in the world. My phone slipped from my hands, and thanks to my cat like reflexes I stuck my foot out to prevent the phone from crashing hard into the floor. Indeed it didn't crash, but the angle of my boot sent the phone sliding on the floor, and it slid THREE stalls over. I had to quick compose myself, fetch the phone, and then resume.

Thankfully nobody entered at any point.
post #899 of 1422
my heart was in my throat just reading that. hope you are OK man.
post #900 of 1422
My work colleagues like to shit all over the toilet seat, spray water all over every fucking available surface, piss all over the floor, walls and the toilet paper roll.
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