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post #871 of 1391
Thread Starter 
Ok, new digs are nice and clean, but the toilet is unusually high. Like, I am tall and almost on my tippy toes. Some of these other humunculi that I work with are going to have swinging legs.

Pro: Small office area for only my direct group so any offending bathroom users will be easy to catch.
Con: Only one stall. People will know when you are shitting.
post #872 of 1391

One of the nice things about this country is that people aren't ashamed of their feces. I can say (though I don't) "imma take a shit" and none of my Korean coworkers will smirk.

 

Sometimes it's not nice though. Like when they come into the bathroom to ask you a question

post #873 of 1391
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Originally Posted by Claghorn View Post

A coworker posed a question to me, our shoulders nearly touching, as we stood side by side with our manhoods out and fresh and breathing in cool bathroom breeze, each shielded not by plywood partitions but by a wall of bathroom etiquette...a wall which ended at the shoulder. He turns to me, our manhoods in the processes of delivery, and asks, "Claghorn, who would you rather have sex with, if you had to choose. Queen Latifah or dead Halle Berry (but she's only been dead a few seconds)? My manhood firmly tucked into my trousers, I turn to leave (as been discussed earlier in the thread, I make no contact with anything in the bathroom but my penis, which is clean. Upon my exit, over my shoulder, I hear, "Dude, Claghorn. It has to be Halle. She'll still be so warm. "

Happened a few weeks ago. Turns out he likes asking such questions. A more recent query: "Would you rather get raped by a guy or rape a girl." I told him to fuck off at that point.

 
post #874 of 1391
There's a new group at the other side of my floor. One of the dudes is a serious grunter when he's on the can.
post #875 of 1391
In my office there is a collection of people whom print out the same market letter and leave it on the floor of the stall. Every day freshly printed from the color printers even though the only color is the writer's logo. I've sent emails to my managers asking for it to stop, put up a letter holder or anything to clean up the mess. At the end of the day they get strewn everywhere and I can only imagine what a client would think.

This thread should be stickied, it is funny beyond words. How I missed it I'll never know.
post #876 of 1391
Thread Starter 
What's a market letter?
post #877 of 1391
Sorry, one of those daily stock market direction letters on a subsciption base. My firm has a few that are emailed out if you are on the list and this seems to be the most popular for colon cleansing duty.
post #878 of 1391
Thread Starter 
It is useless, just look at the futures market, that is pretty good at telling the direction.
post #879 of 1391
Indeed, I find SF to be a much better use of my time while doing the deed.
post #880 of 1391
So if I want free market letters, I should visit your restroom? Do you guys get Mötley Fuhl?
post #881 of 1391
Gartman Report i think it's called. His letter is widely followed I understand but his funds have been more of an effective way to lose capital.
post #882 of 1391
Thread Starter 
Whenever I see a disgusting mess of some sort in the office bathroom I always assume it is the guy that I hate the most.
post #883 of 1391
my floor's Christmas Holiday party was yesterday, and somebody (probably an admin) put up some holiday themed foam stickers on the walls. Today, we see that not all remained in the conference room walls.

post #884 of 1391
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Originally Posted by gomestar View Post

my floor's Christmas Holiday party was yesterday, and somebody (probably an admin) put up some holiday themed foam stickers on the walls. Today, we see that not all remained in the conference room walls.

we had a Christmas Holiday party a few years ago and mistakenly had a decorated tree in the corner. an HR manager (ortho) freaked out when pictures from the party were posted on a bulleitin board (she was seen in several photographs w/ the tree in the background) and a big hub-bub ensued. after a lot of back & forth, a compromise was reached where all said photos were completely whited-out except for the HR manager bored.gif
post #885 of 1391
WTF is wrong with people? It's not like there were dildo ornaments on the tree or anything.
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