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post #751 of 1406
^^^Awesome
post #752 of 1406
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Originally Posted by sonick View Post

LOL one of our toilets in the sales department just got clogged up for the third time, prompting one of the execs to send an email. Excerpts below:
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Well, the phantom shitter strikes again! Last Friday afternoon it was pointed out to me that the toilet in the first washroom was in a disgusting condition. Upon inspection it was plugged with crap adhering to the bowl, the rim and under the seat. All in all, truly revolting!
This is the third time the phantom shitter has hit this office recently. Twice it was in the Ladies and a plumber was required. On the second occasion, I replaced the toilet to accommodate this particular shitter’s vast amount of discharge. Cost was over $800! Now it looks like he/she has decided not to use the Ladies toilet and has decided to plug up the first washroom. How delightful!
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However, if anyone continues this totally disgusting and revolting behavior, I will start an investigation. When I find the identity of this phantom shitter, I will advise the entire staff of your identity! At this time, I have two clues…a Friday staff member and based on the two times the ladies’ toilet was plugged up, it may be one of the women.
I am sure all of you except for the phantom shitter will agree with me on how I feel about this disgusting situation. Please report any “crappy” behavior to me immediately. We cannot put up with this much longer.
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Note to the phantom shitter…try this again and I will find you even if it takes a DNA sample. Don’t laugh, I am serious!

Direct your exec to this thread. I can offer useful tips.
post #753 of 1406
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

Direct your exec to this thread. I can offer useful tips.

There is atleast one culture/religion where exposing your bowels to water is seriously considered a 'no no' for fear of offending ' the Water Gods'. So what they do is fill the toilet with paper until the water is covered. It got to the point where vigilante employees were waiting in the toilets to indentify the perp(s). The vigilantes were stopped by HR.

We referred to these person(s) as 'Dodo's'- mythical birds that make nests:)
post #754 of 1406
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That is insane. People are fucking nuts.
post #755 of 1406
What culture / religion are we talking about?
post #756 of 1406
A friend was visiting the London and made the aquaintance of a seemingly normal fellow who had a strange hobby : he would disable a public toilet (so that it could not be flushed) and then wait until someone used it (presumably to take a sh!t, as pee-ers would use a urinal), then go back in and take a picture of the unflushable results of their visit. The resulting photos then went into an album. If this wasn't uhoh.gif enough, the pictures were all captioned w/ a physical description of the sh!tter/ location/ date. E.g. "Large Indian man, St. Pancras Station, 26/0312", or "West Ham Supporter, Drayton Arms, 15/10/09"
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A fiend was visiting the London and made the aquaintance of a seemingly normal fellow who had a strange hobby : he would disable a public toilet (so that it could not be flushed) and then wait until someone used it (presumably to take a sh!t, as pee-ers would use a urinal), then go back in and take a picture of the unflushable results of their visit. The resulting photos then went into an album. If this wasn't uhoh.gif enough, the pictures were all captioned w/ a physical description of the sh!tter/ location/ date. E.g. "Large Indian man, St. Pancras Station, 26/0312", or "West Ham Supporter, Drayton Arms, 15/10/09"

FTFY
post #758 of 1406
that is serial killer creepy
post #759 of 1406
scat porn
post #760 of 1406
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Interesting hobby. Not bad, not bad.
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Interesting hobby. Not bad, not bad.

I don't know the exact circumstances of the meeting (i.e. acquaintance traveling in england meeting the photographer), but the picture taker was supposedly blase about it - the guy i know did not furtively discover the album, and there was no weird 'hey, are you into scat? check this out!' intro.
post #762 of 1406
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Originally Posted by romafan View Post

I don't know the exact circumstances of the meeting (i.e. acquaintance traveling in england meeting the photographer), but the picture taker was supposedly blase about it - the guy i know did not furtively discover the album, and there was no weird 'hey, are you into scat? check this out!' intro.

A long time customer of my father's business was really blase about telling him that he routinely warms up honedews in the oven and fucks them. He told me the guy told him this when we spotted he and his wife having dinner across the restaurant from us. I wonder if his wife knows.
post #763 of 1406
warm them to 98.6 or hotter?

And I'm assuming this is pre-fleshlight era.
post #764 of 1406
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I feel your pain.
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Originally Posted by romafan View Post

A friend was visiting the London and made the aquaintance of a seemingly normal fellow who had a strange hobby : he would disable a public toilet (so that it could not be flushed) and then wait until someone used it (presumably to take a sh!t, as pee-ers would use a urinal), then go back in and take a picture of the unflushable results of their visit. The resulting photos then went into an album. If this wasn't uhoh.gif enough, the pictures were all captioned w/ a physical description of the sh!tter/ location/ date. E.g. "Large Indian man, St. Pancras Station, 26/0312", or "West Ham Supporter, Drayton Arms, 15/10/09"

Why anyone wants to befriend that weirdo?

You can't invite him for dinner or going to his place..

Can't imagine his Christmas cards..
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