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the story of the bus monitor who was bullied makes me cry.gif


but this story makes me rotflmao.gif

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/woman-stuck-toilet-super-glue-kentucky-walmart-article-1.1099702
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I love it.
post #738 of 1378
BOOTH,
Have you started switching the folder paper to other doors yet?
post #739 of 1378
Thread Starter 
I have attempted many things documented in this thread to try and out-wit the nemesis.
post #740 of 1378
Fml, just walked into the bathroom and heard some dude jacking off. Want to burn my ears
post #741 of 1378
He just kept at it after you walked in?
post #742 of 1378
Yeah. There was a pause at which time I thought I was hearing things but sure enough, he was back at it 15 seconds later
post #743 of 1378
you should have made some sensual grunting noises
post #744 of 1378
Ill walk into the stall next door and start watching some loud Japanese porn
post #745 of 1378
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Originally Posted by NAMOR View Post

Ill walk into the stall next door and start watching some loud Japanese porn

Take that!!!!!
post #746 of 1378
Many SF regulars would have asked the guy if he needed any help completing his mission.
post #747 of 1378
Walked into the bathroom to use the urinal quickly before I walked into my dentist's office. As soon as the door opened I smelled poop. Turns out, that someone had taken a giant shit in one of the two urinals. Just a great big pile that was stinking the bathroom up to high heaven. As I was taking a piss I was simultaneously trying not to smell it while hoping that no one walked in as I was walking out. And this was in a pretty nice office building...

What is wrong with people?
post #748 of 1378
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Originally Posted by NAMOR View Post

Fml, just walked into the bathroom and heard some dude jacking off. Want to burn my ears

dude might: be bipolar, have alzheimer's, Klein-Levin syndrome

you should be calling the hospital not be disgusted!
post #749 of 1378
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Originally Posted by yjeezle View Post

dude might: be bipolar, have alzheimer's, Klein-Levin syndrome
you should be calling the hospital not be disgusted!

Bipolar?

As I'm in my depressive phase , I feel offended by your remark..

As I have mixed episodes with hypomania , I might kill myself laughing about it tomorrow..
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LOL one of our toilets in the sales department just got clogged up for the third time, prompting one of the execs to send an email. Excerpts below:
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Well, the phantom shitter strikes again! Last Friday afternoon it was pointed out to me that the toilet in the first washroom was in a disgusting condition. Upon inspection it was plugged with crap adhering to the bowl, the rim and under the seat. All in all, truly revolting!

This is the third time the phantom shitter has hit this office recently. Twice it was in the Ladies and a plumber was required. On the second occasion, I replaced the toilet to accommodate this particular shitter’s vast amount of discharge. Cost was over $800! Now it looks like he/she has decided not to use the Ladies toilet and has decided to plug up the first washroom. How delightful!
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However, if anyone continues this totally disgusting and revolting behavior, I will start an investigation. When I find the identity of this phantom shitter, I will advise the entire staff of your identity! At this time, I have two clues…a Friday staff member and based on the two times the ladies’ toilet was plugged up, it may be one of the women.

I am sure all of you except for the phantom shitter will agree with me on how I feel about this disgusting situation. Please report any “crappy” behavior to me immediately. We cannot put up with this much longer.
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Note to the phantom shitter…try this again and I will find you even if it takes a DNA sample. Don’t laugh, I am serious!
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