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post #676 of 1148
5/4/12 at 8:36am
He is probably masturbating.
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post #677 of 1148
5/4/12 at 8:55am
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I know exactly this kind of person. He rubs his ass like he is sanding a table. I do use a lot of toilet paper though. I want to be the perfect asshole.
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post #678 of 1148
5/4/12 at 8:57am
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When my wife was in medical school, they had a couple classes on BMs, and bathroom behavior was discussed. She said that men were much more likely to read in the bathroom and on average took a longer time for BMs.

I am constantly amazed by how quickly women can drop trou do business and come out of the bathroom. Whenever I have to take a dump in a public place there are so many "layers" that I have to get through before even sitting. There is usually some dick banging on the door before my ass hits the seat. I mean, I have to take off my jacket, a million trouser buttons, move suspenders aside, underwear down, flip tie over the shoulder. It takes time. It doesn't help that my poops are always like mud and require 300 wipes.
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post #679 of 1148
5/4/12 at 1:00pm
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You know how they stamp patterns and such into paper towels? I think they should stamp herringbone patterns onto toilet paper. I would love to wipe my ass with some herringbone.
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post #680 of 1148
5/4/12 at 1:06pm
yesterday at work we had a cinco de mayo celebration thing. Vats of alcohol were consumed, and somebody even purchased a bunch of stick-on Mexican "inspired" mustaches that were donned by many. Somebody (me) even stuck one to the inside of a urinal and it has been the talk of the floor ever since.
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post #681 of 1148
5/4/12 at 1:07pm
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yesterday at work we had a cinco de mayo celebration thing. Vats of alcohol were consumed, and somebody even purchased a bunch of stick-on Mexican "inspired" mustaches that were donned by many. Somebody (me) even stuck one to the inside of a urinal and it has been the talk of the floor ever since.

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post #682 of 1148
5/4/12 at 1:15pm
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I am constantly amazed by how quickly women can drop trou do business and come out of the bathroom. Whenever I have to take a dump in a public place there are so many "layers" that I have to get through before even sitting. There is usually some dick banging on the door before my ass hits the seat. I mean, I have to take off my jacket, a million trouser buttons, move suspenders aside, underwear down, flip tie over the shoulder. It takes time. It doesn't help that my poops are always like mud and require 300 wipes.

Should eat better.
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post #683 of 1148
5/4/12 at 1:16pm
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Should eat better.

Thanks, mom.
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post #684 of 1148
5/4/12 at 1:32pm
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Originally Posted by sonick View Post

Man 2: Semi-fat guy with cane. Because he is mobility-challenged, probably has issues going to bathroom. As a result, urinates all over the bowl and floor of the toilet and cannot bend over to clean up. It is readily apparent that he has used the toilet when you enter and inhale a whiff of fresh urine. Man 2 also often requires a second round of wiping after bowel movements, after which he does not flush the used toilet paper letting the next person discover the (clearly used) wad waiting in the bowl.
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Addendum. Man 2 somehow got piss on the bottom of the toilet seat. When I went in to lift the seat up, I may have grazed some of his urine.
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I've come to realize that this fucking guy doesn't even bother lifting the toilet seat up when he pisses! So not only can he not aim his stream well, but he is too fucking lazy and inconsiderate to lift the seat up to piss despite his poor aim!

Asshole.
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post #685 of 1148
5/4/12 at 4:11pm
I lay two pieces of paper towel from the dispenser criss cross near the front of the seat so it covers my ass and I can properly lay my schlong across it so it's not dipped inside the toilet bowl touching what could potentially be someone elses dick germs.
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post #686 of 1148
5/7/12 at 10:58am
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I lay two pieces of paper towel from the dispenser criss cross near the front of the seat so it covers my ass and I can properly lay my schlong across it so it's not dipped inside the toilet bowl touching what could potentially be someone elses dick germs.

Well, people who don't have big donkey dicks don't have this problem. Being that this is a "style" forum I would suspect that is the majority of us.
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post #687 of 1148
5/8/12 at 1:29pm
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I lay two pieces of paper towel from the dispenser criss cross near the front of the seat so it covers my ass and I can properly lay my schlong across it so it's not dipped inside the toilet bowl touching what could potentially be someone elses dick germs.

Stop bragging...
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post #688 of 1148
5/8/12 at 2:58pm
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Originally Posted by gomestar View Post

or put a ketchup packet between the spot where the seat meets the bowl. When somebody sits down it'll be splats galore. If once is lucky, the mark's balls will be covered in ketchup.

Do you not believe in bathroom karma? If you pull pranks like this, some day your evil will be repaid by the bathroom gods. ...and when dealing with bathrooms, ketchup probably won't be the substance you get splattered with.
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post #689 of 1148
5/8/12 at 3:34pm
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

Well, people who don't have big donkey dicks don't have this problem. Being that this is a "style" forum I would suspect that is the majority of us.

lol
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post #690 of 1148
5/8/12 at 8:09pm
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Originally Posted by div25sec9 View Post

Do you not believe in bathroom karma? If you pull pranks like this, some day your evil will be repaid by the bathroom gods. ...and when dealing with bathrooms, ketchup probably won't be the substance you get splattered with.

I do not. I go big or I go home.
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