Originally Posted by deepitm
When my wife was in medical school, they had a couple classes on BMs, and bathroom behavior was discussed. She said that men were much more likely to read in the bathroom and on average took a longer time for BMs.
I am constantly amazed by how quickly women can drop trou do business and come out of the bathroom. Whenever I have to take a dump in a public place there are so many "layers" that I have to get through before even sitting. There is usually some dick banging on the door before my ass hits the seat. I mean, I have to take off my jacket, a million trouser buttons, move suspenders aside, underwear down, flip tie over the shoulder. It takes time. It doesn't help that my poops are always like mud and require 300 wipes.