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Originally Posted by PhiloVance View Post

Funny story (I think) related to bathrooms - so this seemed like a good thread to post in:
I went to use the bathroom at Portland, OR airport - don't remember the name. They have these really spiffy toilets where you hit 1 for urine, 2 for feces. I guess the water release adjusts accordingly - never seen this in NYC. Anyway, I'm washing my hands when this guys runs past and jams himself into a stall. its quiet for a second and then you just hear an explosion - it sounded like a busted faucet. Then it gets quiet for maybe 15 or 20 seconds. All of sudden, someone a few stalls over mutters (loud enough for everyone to hear), "Man, I think you need to hit #2 . . ."

I fell off the chair laughing. lol8[1].gif
post #497 of 1384
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Originally Posted by yukihiro View Post

Reminds me of someone at my work who's been covering the toilet seat with, I swear, 10+ layers of toilet paper/seat covers on the toilet and not disposing of it.  It's disgusting to walk in on it, and it was especially disgusting when one day there was a big spot of blood on it.  It looked like some dude had his period.

I never got this. Why are people terrified of their butt cheeks touching a toilet seat? Afraid they will dirty the inside of their underwear?
post #498 of 1384
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Originally Posted by gort View Post

I never got this. Why are people terrified of their butt cheeks touching a toilet seat? Afraid they will dirty the inside of their underwear?

Germs I assume.
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

She also had a pet bird who died and she didn't want to get rid of it so she keeps it in her freezer at her house with her food and such. Nutjobs.

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Originally Posted by dragon8 View Post

Germs I assume.

Toilet seats tend to have far less germs than a lift button or the pole in a subway carriage..
post #501 of 1384
I would venture to guess that the office toilet seat is far cleaner than the average home toilet seat.

I wouldn't say the same about the gas station bathroom (or any mens/unisex bathroom that lacks a urinal) but the average office toilet gets some industrial disinfectant daily while getting far less splatter from standing pissers than a home toilet.
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I lost like an hour of my life for this thread so GIVE ME THE SOLUTION!!!! ffffuuuu.gifffffuuuu.gifffffuuuu.gifffffuuuu.gif
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Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Nerestro View Post

I lost like an hour of my life for this thread so GIVE ME THE SOLUTION!!!! ffffuuuu.gifffffuuuu.gifffffuuuu.gifffffuuuu.gif

What's in it for me?
post #504 of 1384
Cookies.
post #505 of 1384
Toilet paper.
post #506 of 1384
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Nerestro View Post

Toilet paper.

4life?
post #507 of 1384
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Originally Posted by lasbar View Post

Toilet seats tend to have far less germs than a lift button or the pole in a subway carriage..

You clearly haven't seen our university toilet seats...uhoh.gif
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Originally Posted by GBear View Post


You clearly haven't seen our university toilet seats...uhoh.gif


like this?

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Thread Starter 
Like that bathrooms at the old Mars Bar.
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Originally Posted by HLow View Post



like this?
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Those remind me of Thailand pubic toilets when I lived there.
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