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post #466 of 1390
People are weird as hell. I get that some people - mainly older busy businessmen like reading the newspaper in the can. What I don't get is that one one of the floor's of our building, when I come by anytime around 10AM, without fail at least 2 pages of the business sections are clogging up the toilet.

I want to meet the person who is so busy, they read the business section on the can, but still enjoys using it to clog up the toilet when he's done. There's always plenty of TP there. I smell a spin-off thread
post #467 of 1390
I don't know why you all are so weird about it. That is clearly his toilet. I'm sure he is just booby-trapping it so that he can be alerted of foreign use and properly sterilize it before he evacuates his bowels.

Some people are un-hygienic.
post #468 of 1390
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Originally Posted by FidelCashflow View Post

I smell a spin-off thread

Please never mention the word smell on this thread.
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Originally Posted by tatecloths View Post

I don't know why you all are so weird about it. That is clearly his toilet. I'm sure he is just booby-trapping it so that he can be alerted of foreign use and properly sterilize it before he evacuates his bowels.
Some people are un-hygienic.

^We have a suspect. Where do you work sir? sly.gif
post #469 of 1390
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Originally Posted by Kyoung05 View Post

Here's my theory: I think the guy is probably a germ-o-phobe, and will only use a stall after it has been cleaned by the cleaning crew. In my building, you can tell when no one else has used a stall if the toilet water is pink (from the cleaning solution). So, when he gets to work in the morning or whatever, and sees that a stall hasn't been used yet, he wads up paper and places it in the door as a marker that that stall is still unused.
When he comes back later in the day, and sees the wad of paper on the floor, he knows that someone else has used that stall - that stall is now dead to him.
However, if he sees that his wad of paper is still in place, it means the stall is still unused, and he can safety use it without risk of infection. I think when he leaves that stall, he places another wad of paper to indicate that it's still useable, since as long as he's the only one that has used it since it was cleaned, it's still good. This would explain why some days there are multiple wads of paper on the ground by one stall - he's the only person to have used it all day.
What say ye?

I was going to say the same thing.

Awesome thread by the way.
post #470 of 1390
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Originally Posted by tatecloths View Post

I don't know why you all are so weird about it. That is clearly his toilet. I'm sure he is just booby-trapping it so that he can be alerted of foreign use and properly sterilize it before he evacuates his bowels.
Some people are un-hygienic.

Weall are somehow unhygienic...

You never put your mouth somewhere unhygienic?
post #471 of 1390
Thread Starter 
I do all the time.
post #472 of 1390
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Originally Posted by lasbar View Post

Weall are somehow unhygienic...
You never put your mouth somewhere unhygienic?

Yep, people are too afraid of germs these days. I was at potbelly today to grab lunch and saw one of those hand sanitizer stands. Someone used it and for some reason it really irritated me today. ffffuuuu.gif
post #473 of 1390
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Yep, people are too afraid of germs these days. I was at potbelly today to grab lunch and saw one of those hand sanitizer stands. Someone used it and for some reason it really irritated me today. ffffuuuu.gif

+1

People who constantly use hand sanitizer and wash hands 10+ times a day bother me.
post #474 of 1390
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Originally Posted by whiteslashasian View Post

+1
People who constantly use hand sanitizer and wash hands 10+ times a day bother me.

For some reason people who do this usually have the oddest, most un-hygienic habits along with it. It really makes no sense. My mother worked with a woman like this, who would wipe everything down with alcohol constantly, but would bring in potato salad to work with mold on the top, scrape it off and eat it. She also had a pet bird who died and she didn't want to get rid of it so she keeps it in her freezer at her house with her food and such. Nutjobs.
post #475 of 1390
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

For some reason people who do this usually have the oddest, most un-hygienic habits along with it. It really makes no sense. My mother worked with a woman like this, who would wipe everything down with alcohol constantly, but would bring in potato salad to work with mold on the top, scrape it off and eat it. She also had a pet bird who died and she didn't want to get rid of it so she keeps it in her freezer at her house with her food and such. Nutjobs.

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post #476 of 1390
Thread Starter 
Yep, and it is in her will that she wants it in her casket with her when she is buried. Even I couldn't make that up.

When I was very young and I first met her she was eating a cheeseburger from Burger King. She is one of those people who eats like a retarded person. All over her face, wet lips, talking while she is chewing. Bits of cheese stretching between her lips and crumbs flying all over. She kept going on and on and on about how long it has been since she had a hamburger. All I can remember thinking is that I wished it was a hamburger so I didn't have to see that nasty fucking cheese slopping around in her mouth. I wanted to vomit.
post #477 of 1390
That is straight-up disgusting, sir.
post #478 of 1390
this threak is disappoint
post #479 of 1390
Sometimes I feel like it's been that long since I've eaten a cheeseburger. Also, we don't use unhygenic toilet paper at my workplace anymore. We recently upgraded to the three seashells.
post #480 of 1390
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Originally Posted by Samovar McGee View Post

Sometimes I feel like it's been that long since I've eaten a cheeseburger. Also, we don't use unhygenic toilet paper at my workplace anymore. We recently upgraded to the three seashells.

I'm going to start going to the bathroom on the 9th floor.
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