Funny story (I think) related to bathrooms - so this seemed like a good thread to post in:
I went to use the bathroom at Portland, OR airport - don't remember the name. They have these really spiffy toilets where you hit 1 for urine, 2 for feces. I guess the water release adjusts accordingly - never seen this in NYC. Anyway, I'm washing my hands when this guys runs past and jams himself into a stall. its quiet for a second and then you just hear an explosion - it sounded like a busted faucet. Then it gets quiet for maybe 15 or 20 seconds. All of sudden, someone a few stalls over mutters (loud enough for everyone to hear), "Man, I think you need to hit #2 . . ."