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post #1456 of 1472
Double U.
Tee.
Eff.
post #1457 of 1472
I assume that's that guy from YouTube with the "How to... Basic" videos, verdad?
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Thread Starter 
I need a glow in the dark dick to go with it so I don't have to turn the lights on the middle of the night to take a piss.
post #1461 of 1472
Haven't been following this thread lately, sorry if a repost, but... RELEVANT!

http://www.theverge.com/2015/6/24/8840155/forced-dna-testing-mystery-poop-ruling
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Supervisors forced two workers, named Dennis Reynolds and Jack Lowe, to submit to cheek swabbing, comparing their DNA to the DNA found in the poop.
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Thread Starter 
Clearly you have not read this thread.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

Clearly you have not read this thread.


I think he's new here.
post #1464 of 1472
Someone crapped on the toilet seat at the gym. . . How does this even happen. Were you squatting and missed?
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Thread Starter 
Maybe it was an Asian who is used to doing that.

When I was in the Cambodian wilderness I had to squat in the woods to shit and I was terrified that I would shit on my own pants so I took them completely off.

I shit on them anyway.
post #1466 of 1472
Reminds me of Up - 'do you dig a hole first? Or after?'
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so I'm sitting there and the guy in the stall next to me answers his phone. "Oh hey babe, what's up. Not much, just at work."

the toilets are pretty loud and powerful, so of course I start to flush mine back-to-back-to-back while he tries to chat away.
post #1469 of 1472
I will never understand toilet talkers.
post #1470 of 1472
"what's that hun? That noise? Oh I just threw a roll of quarters into the fountain wishing I was with you."
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