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post #1351 of 1384
the toilets on this floor are awful. just awful.


i mean, they're actually excellent. extremely powerful to a fault since they're autoflush. i leaned forward a bit to fix the laces on my blue suede loafers, and WHOOOSH my ass became wet thanks to the ice cold tidal water. i felt very vulnerable at that moment.
post #1352 of 1384
Thread Starter 
I have learned to embrace the auto flush. I make it happen several times throughout my wiping session to act as a sort of bidet.
post #1353 of 1384
Very clean..

I love the idea of that..
post #1354 of 1384
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

I have learned to embrace the auto flush. I make it happen several times throughout my wiping session to act as a sort of bidet.

which reminds me, we still have to make Morimoto happen. Awesome bidets.
post #1355 of 1384
Thread Starter 
Can't wait, though I don't know how much I trust public bidets.
post #1356 of 1384
it's hidden until you push a specific button. as my brother found out on accident.
post #1357 of 1384
The worst is when u flush a toilet and it sprays everywhere
post #1358 of 1384
The large bathroom in my university's main canteen is quite modern. And full of design flaws. Not only, as I've said before, are the stalls designed for ants--they are so fucking small you can't comfortably close the door despite the fact that the room the stalls are in has so much more space to offer--, the sinks are even worse. They're basically a downward-sloped straight surface and the automatic sink blasts out the water at a weird angle so that in literally 85% of valid hand positions, water splashes around like crazy (thusly, since you move your hands when washing them, you're guaranteed to look like you've just pissed yourself). Maybe they've fixed that by now by reducing the flow rate. Either way, I'm not gonna visit that bathroom again.
post #1359 of 1384
You don't have any lol.
post #1360 of 1384
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Originally Posted by eduardo14 View Post

The worst is when u flush a toilet and it sprays everywhere

I had the same problem with some girlfriends..
post #1361 of 1384
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

My boss talks to me while I'm taking a shit in the bathroom. It's awkward.
post #1362 of 1384
there's 3 stalls in the men's room on my floor. two of the door swing inwards, and one swings out (again, the consistency of this design is awesome). the outward swinging door always closes itself, so you can never tell if somebody is in there unless you unsuccessfully try to open it, or if you do the feet check upon entering the room. i usually do the latter.

anyways, i was in the outward swinging stall about to exit, and some guy pull up at the urinal, rips a low mumbling fart, and then audibly whispers "ohhhhhhh yeah".

i then exited the stall. he had no idea i was there, but clearly felt "caught" when i walked by.
post #1363 of 1384
^ you haven't said Gomestar here.

But generally no-one surely chooses middle trap from an empty three? Likewise odd numbered urinals treated the same. Whole Loo culture here nod[1].gif
post #1364 of 1384
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/06/one-in-five-new-yorkers-works-in-bathroom.html


can't remember the last time I did this. yes i can, this morning (early conference call taken from home)
post #1365 of 1384
i got locked in at a bathroom at a bar last night. not fun.
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