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post #1216 of 1445
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Originally Posted by Big T View Post

Haven't post on this thread since January, however, since the topic is crap, I have to add the visual experience of dashing into a Mickey D's while on the road, to relieve oneself of too much coffee, and finding someone has dropped a load in the urinal.

I saw this actually happen in grade school. Weirdest crap ever.
post #1217 of 1445
Classic.
post #1218 of 1445
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Originally Posted by Big T View Post

Haven't post on this thread since January, however, since the topic is crap, I have to add the visual experience of dashing into a Mickey D's while on the road, to relieve oneself of too much coffee, and finding someone has dropped a load in the urinal.

I found this very odd, because if a person were to do this, they would be taking the chance of getting caught literally with their pants down. What would be the course of action then? Finish up like nothing is out of the ordinary, or just make a mad dash? The lack of toilet paper would also be a problem; would it not?

...and what would you do if you came running in a bit sooner, to find the culprit mid crime?
post #1219 of 1445
Kick him in the ballsack
post #1220 of 1445
I had a friend in jr high who did this. It looked like butter finger bbs. To this day I have no idea how is poop looked like this.
post #1221 of 1445

Jesus Fucking Christ. This isn't a crime of passion. You take a shit in a zip lock bag. Bring it to work. Dump the contents in the urinal. Problem. Solved.

post #1222 of 1445
Thread Starter 
That's commitment.
post #1223 of 1445
Thread Starter 
Actually, there were these two guys that worked for my father a few years ago. The one guy nobody liked for whatever reason and the other guy video phone recorded himself breaking into his truck and pissing all over the floor mats, the seats, all of it, and he took a shit in a box and scooped out his shit and hid it under the seat. This, mind you, was around March, where it was still a bit cold, he was hoping that when it got hot the shit would melt and become unbearably stinky.

While this video was really funny, and he was extremely animated doing all of this even I, find this a bit too over the top. Neither one of those people work for my father anymore, but those reasons are unrelated to this story, (which my father found hilarious).
post #1224 of 1445
yeah, that's way over the top, and I'm familiar with pranking for revenge.



that reminds me, I had a friend in elementary school who took a dump on the bathroom floor of the school. One of his classmates was the son of a janitor (er ... custodial engineer is what they liked to be called), and he just didn't like the kid, so his way of personal satisfaction was knowing the kid's dad was picking up his poop from the floor.
post #1225 of 1445
Thread Starter 
I hope that kid is picking up other kid's poop now.
post #1226 of 1445
Repost from 9gag. For some reason, it reminded me of this thread.
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I wonder what their bathroom looks like.
post #1227 of 1445
Thread Starter 
That's hot.
post #1228 of 1445
we have a sign on the paper towel machine that says "please put paper towels in the trash and not on the floor". I've been thinking about making a new sign that says "please put paper towels on the floor and not in the trash" just to see if anybody notices the switch.
post #1229 of 1445
Thread Starter 
Please don't. People are scumbags enough.
post #1230 of 1445
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

Please don't. People are scumbags enough.

exactly. the floor is a mess with paper towels by the end of hte day anyways. I blame it partly on slobbery and partly on the need for a bigger trash can.
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