Actually, there were these two guys that worked for my father a few years ago. The one guy nobody liked for whatever reason and the other guy video phone recorded himself breaking into his truck and pissing all over the floor mats, the seats, all of it, and he took a shit in a box and scooped out his shit and hid it under the seat. This, mind you, was around March, where it was still a bit cold, he was hoping that when it got hot the shit would melt and become unbearably stinky.
While this video was really funny, and he was extremely animated doing all of this even I, find this a bit too over the top. Neither one of those people work for my father anymore, but those reasons are unrelated to this story, (which my father found hilarious).