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Could have been worse..could have been the thrift store bragging thread and I'd be reading for 6 months to catch up.
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Originally Posted by Man Of Lint View Post

Could have been worse..could have been the thrift store bragging thread and I'd be reading for 6 months to catch up.


Doing it right is at least half the fun of it. It really is for your own good.

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Originally Posted by Man Of Lint View Post

Was this case ever cracked? Too many posts to read.
I was wondering if the guy may be blind and this helps him find his favourite stall.
Also, what would happen if you placed paper on all the stall doors?

Alright, I re-read my post.
I can see possibly where the misunderstanding occured.
This post was 2 parts, each of which was not related to the other.
Part A presented the possibility that the man was blind.
Part B suggested trying paper on all the stalls. Part B was not designed to be played in the event that the mystery man was blind.
When I used the word ALSO, it meant 'on another matter' and was not to be inferred as some sadistic prank on a blind man.
Hope this clarifies matters and I thank those who 'Thumbs Up'ed my post earlier as they understood its benevolent intent.
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Thread Starter 
Prick.
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Edited by MyOtherLife - 7/17/13 at 1:37pm
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laugh.giflaugh.gif Truly one of the most awesome Curb scenes.
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Originally Posted by Man Of Lint View Post

lol...wait..I read 11 pages of it then gave up...my apologies wherever applicable....can someone give me the page number that this was closed on? I'll be happy to read it lest I remain an apalling prick. shog[1].gif
Noticing that nobody else is trying to help you, I'm gonna jump in. Try Page 12. Then read the next few pages.
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Originally Posted by b1os View Post

Noticing that nobody else is trying to help you, I'm gonna jump in. Try Page 12. Then read the next few pages.

They aren't helping because they don't have to and the situation has already been diffused. Thank you just hte same.
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Originally Posted by Claghorn View Post


Doing it right is at least half the fun of it. It really is for your own good.

I don't think there is any snark to this. I really second what he's saying. Reading this thread from the beginning brought a me a lot of entertainment. It's in your best interest not to just jump to the conclusion. The mystery and the theories are perhaps the best things about it.
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Fuck that shit.
Edited by donjuan17 - 7/20/13 at 3:36am
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Delete that spoiler. It gives away the conclusion. ffffuuuu.gif

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Fixed.
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Had an awkward trip to the loo yesterday.

My coworker intercepts me on the way back to this meeting. We are talking until we get by the bathroom and I say "I'm gonna stop in there". He follows me in there and we keep talking all the way to the urinals (I'm not bothered by this really, its one thing to start a conversation at the urinal, but continuing a conversation into the bathroom is relatively safe).

So I stand there with my dick out, and I realize hmm...maybe I want to take a bit of a dump. I really just wanted to try and squeeze something out preemptively before going back into the meeting, but the only way it is coming out is if something comes out with it. I still make an attempt to pee without letting go any loud farts, but I get nothing. All the while I can hear my (semi-boss) coworker merrily tinkling away. I can't just zip it up and move it over to the stall so I keep standing there, but I'm not making any tinkling noises because I'm not pissing. He finishes and goes to wash his hands, but I still have to stand there--if I start to zip up, he is probably going to wait for my to continue our conversation.

So I've go to stand around like an old guy with prostate problems until he makes his way to the door and I can finally claim my place on the throne.
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Should have dropped your pants and just shit on the floor whilst pissing in to the urinal, show him who the real boss is.

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the men's room at Candle 79 restaurant in Manhattan is tiny. And awkward. For starters, there's lots of mirrors all around. I'm assuming this is a design scheme to make the room look bigger, but there is a problem. Mainly, the problem is simply the fact that it's a bathroom, and if you're over 5' 8", you end up watching yourself pee from all angles. It made for an odd experience, but I suppose there's a first for everything.

The sink is also tiny, roughly the size of those kidney shaped bowls you see in hospitals. Whatever, small sink in a restaurant isn't really problematic, but what was problematic was the pressure-hose power of the faucet. I stuck my hand in the sink, lifted the faucet lever up, and water blasted off my hand and all over me. I had to quickly try to dry myself off so it didn't look like I got pee all over the place. Meh.


I'll be having lunch at Oceana today, so an obligatory bathroom review will be posted later.
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