Originally Posted by Claghorn
My drunken coworker has just accidentally wiped his ass with the bottom of his jacket; he dis'nt notice it was between his crack and his toilet paper.
What should he do now? I suggested burning it. Got a few laughs but now no one wants to suggest options.
Edit: it's being tossed outside
Laughed out loud while drinking coffee, coffee mess on the laptop completely worth it.