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What's the deal with this guy in the bathroom? (Public Bathroom Etiquette)
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My wife did ask me again about the toilet guy...
She is now seeing SF under a more positive light apart from the hole in one gif..
This thread is hilarious just because you've got like 20 or 30 of us following your investigation so keenly
My wife did ask me again about the toilet guy...
She is now seeing SF under a more positive light apart from the hole in one gif..
Alright, only one way to deal with this now.
Come in early, and log everybody who goes into the bathroom. After each visit check whether they left their mark.
If you don't feel comfortable hanging out by the bathroom all day long, you may have to ask to have your office/desk moved to a location close to the bathroom for this. If management gets suspicious, just tell them you have Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
We're all counting on you for this, Patrick, don't let us down!
Come in early, and log everybody who goes into the bathroom. After each visit check whether they left their mark.
If you don't feel comfortable hanging out by the bathroom all day long, you may have to ask to have your office/desk moved to a location close to the bathroom for this. If management gets suspicious, just tell them you have Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
We're all counting on you for this, Patrick, don't let us down!
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Put a camera ..
Not in the loos obviously...
You might get the sack for it but we will have the answer to that question ...
Put a camera ..
Not in the loos obviously...
You might get the sack for it but we will have the answer to that question ...
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But we still won't know why? just who.
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When you do know who he is , just blackmail him iand force him telling us the truth..
When you do know who he is , just blackmail him iand force him telling us the truth..
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I'm going in now...
nah, this has to be done more subtly.
Approach the fella and tell him: 'I worry about you. Management is getting suspicious, it's no longer safe. Meet me in the copy room in 20 minutes so we can talk. Come alone'
nah, this has to be done more subtly.
Approach the fella and tell him: 'I worry about you. Management is getting suspicious, it's no longer safe. Meet me in the copy room in 20 minutes so we can talk. Come alone'
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I have a terrible story that just happened to me. I went into the bathroom, sure enough the damn paper towel was in there. I push it open and sit on the bowl. I decide to give a courtesy flush and everything is going just fine, however I noticed the running water into the bowel is taking a bit longer than it usually does. It was about then I felt the cold water touch my balls and I jumped up. There is water flying out of this toilet like a canon, my pants are soaked, shoes soaked, I ran out of the stall with my pants down and jumped into another one.
I think I was booby-trapped.
Kill me.
I think I was booby-trapped.
Kill me.
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It could be you who is putting the toilet paper in the first place..
A kind of Fight club but only a Lavatory version of it.
I have a terrible story that just happened to me. I went into the bathroom, sure enough the damn paper towel was in there. I push it open and sit on the bowl. I decide to give a courtesy flush and everything is going just fine, however I noticed the running water into the bowel is taking a bit longer than it usually does. It was about then I felt the cold water touch my balls and I jumped up. There is water flying out of this toilet like a canon, my pants are soaked, shoes soaked, I ran out of the stall with my pants down and jumped into another one.
I think I was booby-trapped.
Kill me.
It could be you who is putting the toilet paper in the first place..
A kind of Fight club but only a Lavatory version of it.
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I think you just discovered why the toilet paper was there. A warning: DO NOT USE THIS TOILET!
I have a terrible story that just happened to me. I went into the bathroom, sure enough the damn paper towel was in there. I push it open and sit on the bowl. I decide to give a courtesy flush and everything is going just fine, however I noticed the running water into the bowel is taking a bit longer than it usually does. It was about then I felt the cold water touch my balls and I jumped up. There is water flying out of this toilet like a canon, my pants are soaked, shoes soaked, I ran out of the stall with my pants down and jumped into another one.
I think I was booby-trapped.
Kill me.
I think you just discovered why the toilet paper was there. A warning: DO NOT USE THIS TOILET!
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I use it everyday despite the paper in there. This has never occurred before.
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