Blake Stitched Blues
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So this guy who wears this cheap grocery store cologne often uses this unisex bathroom and every time I see him coming out he’s spraying his cologne around the entrance. I really want to uppercut him.
Buy a bottle of Caron's Yatagan. Fragrance nerds love it. To the general public it might as well be Sex Panther. A critic once compared it to the scent of a seldom cleaned yurt filled with violent degenerates.
Wear a good 5-6 spritzes every day for a week and wait until literally ever other person in the building complains to HR about fragrance allergies and they officially make the office a scent-free space.