Baby showers

Nowadays, parents to be usually register at Babies R Us or similar stores.
Ask the parents to be or their friends and family.

you're banging a pregger? i mean, whatever floats your boat and what-all, but that's kind of sick. that's another dude's kid your beating on the head with your pen0r.

This. I usually pick out and send one of the items from the registry, but I don't attend.

If there is no registry, go to a suitable store and ask the staff for advice. I've given some amusing cd's of Bob Marley arranged as lullabies. I believe there is also a Rolling Stones version as well. If you're truly lost, give them a gift certificate for one of the big baby-stuff websites. All new parents order vast quantities of diapers.