Originally Posted by black_umbrella
This last one is actually pretty damn good. If it wasn't for the crazy built-in kneepads, I suspect that considerable MC approval would occur.
Improbable, though I remain intrigued.
Originally Posted by EMartNJ
Potentially. A few others come to mind:
1) If I were auditioning at a casting call for the Tim Burton remake of Clockwork Orange
2) Were I to pay homage to Juan Valdez, who born during advertising's mid-century obsessions with branding mascots went on to become a Colombian icon.
3) If I never really needed anyone, ever, to take me seriously.
4) If I wanted to trim back the number of women who regularly ask me to sire a child.
Originally Posted by james_timothy
If you ask me, I think St Acrid is carrying the no-socks thing a little to far.
No pants is a F.C. thing.
This is probably true. Year round, I only wore socks with tennis shoes until I was 18 and moved out of Massachusetts. In fairness, the shoes from my earlier posts are classic LL Bean camp moccasins that I have worn for thirty years. It is a misdemeanor in New England to wear those with socks.Edited by acridsheep - 3/18/12 at 9:26am