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Your polo will still not fit no matter how many dicks are in my hands when I wake up.


If you do wake up with multiple dicks in your hands, would this indicate that you merely fell asleep at an orgy, or would you have grown them yourself miraculously overnight? Would you become the living analog of Diana of Ephesus, substituting dicks for breasts, or that of the hundred-armed Buddha?
 

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If you do wake up with multiple dicks in your hands, would this indicate that you merely fell asleep at an orgy, or would you have grown them yourself miraculously overnight? Would you become the living analog of Diana of Ephesus, substituting dicks for breasts, or that of the hundred-armed Buddha?


I disagree with this interpretation. I believe the dicks are symbolic, representing the id, ego, and super-ego.
 

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I wanted to make a supportive comment that I could morph into something rather snarky, but the more I worked on it the more I felt like it began playing into ethnic stereotypes. While I have a multitude of friends among the chosen people it did not seem that I, as a goyam, would be able to pull it off. I could have just keep my mouth shut, but I'm feeling gregarious at the moment so instead I decided to post that I'd thought of but not posted it and include a picture of a pretty cat instead.


lol, very pretty indeed.
 

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Can we bring this discussion back around to clothing, gents, or have we run out of things to say on that subject?

The second pic is supposed to show the texture of my shirt and the pattern of my slacks, but instead it shows the hairiness of my arm. For that I apologize.

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Banana Republic linen shirt
J. Crew cotton slacks
Stacy Adams suede bluchers
Geezer brand socks, extra veiny
 

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Who stole your cuffs? Were you donning the trousers when the theft occurred?
 

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Kiehl's Fig Leaf & Sage
Cucinelli
Gloria 1952 chronograph on alligator
Alden
Epaulet
Howard Yount

 

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No offence, but the first thing that sprang to my mind when I saw those pants was "those look like cheap-ass cotton pants", and true enough, turns out they were. :D I think the problem may lie in the pants' lightness. Something about that light shade of grey brings out the worst in the cotton cloth, making it look extra crinkly and cardboard-y. With flannel or worsted wool slacks, I find the opposite to be true. But a pretty solid outfit nonetheless.
 

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Kiehl's Fig Leaf & Sage
Cucinelli
Gloria 1952 chronograph on alligator
Alden
Epaulet
Howard Yount


Looks OK, if perhaps a bit dullsville. (Also, If I were you, I'd probably grow my hair out somewhat and get a more interesting hairdo. Give it a thought.)
 

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Kiehl's Fig Leaf & Sage
Cucinelli
Gloria 1952 chronograph on alligator
Alden
Epaulet
Howard Yount


I don't like this look. The color of the pants is awful, I'm assuming are Epaulet. Frankly, I don't know what the appeal with those Epaulet pants is, may be the fit or something, at least you've not cuffed them and are showing that horrible white piece of fabric on the seem... there you go I said it...

Those HY double monks are really nice though.

By the way P Bateman, your looks are usually solid. Just don't like this one at all...
 
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Merlot pants are dull? You guys are hard to please. I like it.
 

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Not sure if double monks should be donned without a jacket. What do you guys think about this?
I am going to purchase a single monk in calf. So, your opinion on the above subject will be much appreciated.
 

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TB - not sold on the fit, but i love the shoes.
 

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Not sure if double monks should be donned without a jacket. What do you guys think about this?
I am going to purchase a single monk in calf. So, your opinion on the above subject will be much appreciated.


This is a conundrum which has vexed scholars since time immemorial.
 

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