Now this is much better in terms of critique, thank-you.
For some explanation,
1. The jeans are about as far from Clarkson as you can get - that's just a low blow! Clarkson's problem is wearing cheap, straight jeans that are way to tight and make his rather substantial belly even more prominent. That's hardly my problem. And the jeans are not in any way the same kind of style. He wouldn't know Japanese denim if it bit him on the arse.
2. The top isn't at all monotone. Clearly, one of the problems is photo quality - as I said, they were just done with the webcam on my Mac: the jeans are much darker in reality, the vest (not a cardigan) is straight brown but has texture to it, the shirt is a small purple gingham, the tweed jacket has a mix of browns and mustard. Almost nothing looks right in terms of colour in that photo and you can't see the textures, which are equally important. But you know, really, I am not sure I can be bothered going to the effort of taking proper photos, downloading and uploading etc... we'll see.