I would do anything for love, but I won't
smell a stinky rat
ask a tranny to lick my twat
run over a crossing cat
wear a mankini like borat
teach my granny how to smoke pot
take a first date at a pizza hut
allow my bf to pee on my gut
drive around in circles at a parking lot
make an online purchase with a vat
stick a popsicle in my butt
get caught doing a freaky dicky in a nippa hut