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post #31 of 47
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Originally Posted by AR_Six View Post
Disappointing reality: no alien.

FTFY
post #32 of 47
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Originally Posted by Duff_Man View Post
FTFY
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post #33 of 47
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Originally Posted by AR_Six View Post
Calgary. Hospital's like 15 blocks so no big.

Look here Canada boy, you gave up freedom and capitalism to be able to go to the doctor whenever you want. You damn well better take advantage of it.
post #34 of 47
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Originally Posted by AR_Six View Post
I'm alive. Turns out it was the sunburn, and apparently me going to the gym last night somehow exarcerbated it. It's already gone down a lot and should be gone in the next couple of days. Practical upshot: no alien.

This is such bullshit. Get us all amped up about a possible serious injury when all you needed was SPF 45.
post #35 of 47
Since when does a sunburn cause a football to grow in your sternum??
post #36 of 47
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Originally Posted by HotlantaHoward View Post
Since when does a sunburn cause a football to grow in your sternum??

He's Canadian, perhaps they don't react the same way to the sun way up there.
post #37 of 47
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Originally Posted by HotlantaHoward View Post
Since when does a sunburn cause a football to grow in your sternum??
This is news to me as well.

Football size, eh? Was it as big as one of the breasts in munchausen's avatar?
post #38 of 47
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Originally Posted by Nil View Post
He's Canadian, perhaps they don't react the same way to the sun way up there.
LOL. I'm surprised no one's made a "just what exactly is a 'football' to you, hoser" joke yet.
post #39 of 47
What a letdown that was.
post #40 of 47
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Originally Posted by whodini View Post
Thanks, House, but that (either a teratoma or a dermoid cyst) is relatively more common in women than men and it wouldn't present itself overnight.

I won't sit here going through differentials but it's odd that you have no other symptoms besides a feeling of being sunburned.

What a condescending comment, House.

"I won't sit here going through differentials..." God that's pathetic.
post #41 of 47
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Originally Posted by Sir Humphrey Appleby View Post
What a letdown that was.

Yeah I was looking for some legit chestburster action.
post #42 of 47
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Originally Posted by The Upright Man View Post
What a condescending comment, House.

"I won't sit here going through differentials..." God that's pathetic.
When you start dealing with patients, feel free to get back to me with the advantages of listing fifteen different possibilities to a complete stranger over the internet using limited information.

Dipshit.
post #43 of 47
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by HotlantaHoward View Post
Since when does a sunburn cause a football to grow in your sternum??
Like I said, that was an exaggeration, but it was some pretty damned ridiculous swelling. Anyway, it's gone down now.
post #44 of 47
Don't lie. You got an abortion, you bastard.
post #45 of 47
I got AR_six pregnant so he couldn't leave me.
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