backdoor thread - Page 3

It seems like all's well in the end....

Yes, it seems it is time to put this behind us.

Bummer.

I feel it's important to get to the bottom of this, though.

I feel any solutions on this matter will be driven from the bottom up.

I feel as if there are no more puns to be made. You gentlemen have stretched this whole topic as far as it can go.

I've always been of the opinion that when you think you've reached the end, you should probably push a little harder and you'll find that might be able to go a little further.

as a result of the OG sodomy thread, i've picked up Bataille's Tears of Eros. thanks for the push LABELKING. too bad the discussion has been kiboshed. ummm... i can't think of a pun. shit.

I agree. This whole thread has become one large pain in the ass.

You drive a hard argument there odoreater.

That's the thing with these issues, someone always gets it in the end. Then again hind sight is always 20/20, no?

I declare war on the person who resurrected this thread. I propose a full frontal attack on the enemy's rear flanks!

We must soldier on. Once more into the breech, dear friends!

Tim: "If a military man like you, a soldier, er, could you give a man a lethal blow?"
Gareth: "If I was forced to, I could. If it was absolutely necessary, if he was attacking me."
Tim: "If he was coming, really hard?"
Gareth: "Yeah, if my life was in danger, yeah."
Tim: "And do you always imagine doing it face to face with a bloke, or could you take man from behind?"
Gareth: "Either ways easy."
Tim: "So you could take a man from behind?"
Gareth: "Yeah."
Tim: "Lovely."

Tim: "Gareth, are you still in the TAs?"
Gareth: "Yes."
Tim: "What rank are you?"
Gareth: "Lieutenant."
Tim: "Are you? Because I was thinking, if you ever take an enemy soldier prisoner, right, would you have to search him?"
Gareth: "Yeah, it's possible. Yes."
Tim: "Right, so let's just say you've taken him prisoner, you're doing a full body search, you find something hard, you can feel it, you know what it is. Do you just say to him, 'I know you've got a big weapon, give it to me now'?"

Not that I love The Office or anything...

Or we can use Alexander the Great's strategy of drawing them forward, circling to their rear, and giving it to them from behind.