Originally Posted by Quadcammer
no you didn't
Man, I figured this was done when you were planning on planning on calling her to plan on planning a date to meet so you could plan to have dinner before you planned on telling her you planned on kissing her after she ok'd your plan.
I GUARANTEE that banging some lawyer's secretary while he was in court didn't happen. I'm a lawyer, that shit deosn't happen outside of porn movies. Banging in the office only occurs when you have spent a bit of time with someone, usually late nights, with plenty of sexual tension and missed opportunitites in the past.
I'm sure you'll probably rebut with something like..."well I've known this secretary for some time, and we always had some chemistry, and I was frustrated so I brought my A game..." blah blah blah. NO YOU DIDN'T. You brought your gay game to this girl, adn this thread. The evidence on suggests you had sex with nobody but yourself this past week (or even month...year?). You're not Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when it comes to women. Nobody is all cool around chicks they want to bang but super nerdy around "marriage material" women.
Time to move on from this girl as well as this thread. Your encounters with women are becoming as dead of a joke as your name suggests.