My New Car! - Page 2

It looks like Arnold Horseshack really read that welding manual. He must have written it.

So, another high roller joins the party to make us little guys hate life more than we already do. Yeah, just go on high-fiving each other.

Man, I can't even afford a watch strap made from expensive stuff like that for my Timex that I found in the locker room. Well, at least the Timex is mine now that nobody claimed it.

____________________________________________

Glad you explained that it's a Rolls-Bentley combo. I mistook it for a Mercedes 600 Pullman. The six-door configuration is totally deluxe! Do you call it a Bolls or a Rentley?

I'm so jealous, even my flatulence is green.

Sorry, gentlemen, about my little rants above. I’m truly happy for you those of you that can afford the finest. Mrs. FC just reminded me that (at the very least) we have a car to call our own and we don’t have to worry about monthly payments.

Just so as offer proof that we really do own a car, I am attaching a photo of it below. Don’t ask for any Style Forum signs or other proof. I can’t afford to make a sign or any more photos because I blew my budget on Christmas gifts at the thrift store this morning. It’s true. You can see that the car is loaded with all the great things I found at the thrift store.

Before I forget and even though the image is poor, if you have one of those big expensive high roller monitors on your big, fancy, carved wood desk you can probably see my reliable Timex if you look closely. It just keeps on ticking. Crane your Caribbean-tanned neck away from the expensive exotic leather covering on your executive chair and you can catch a glimpse.



_______________________________________

All that time spent at SF and you've learned nothing about shoes? Those man uggs are so last season.

thats awesome... truly a one a kind car im sure.

Ha hahah.