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post #16 of 24
It looks like Arnold Horseshack really read that welding manual. He must have written it.
post #17 of 24
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Originally Posted by Aaron
But you ain't got nuthin' until you rock whale foreskin seat covers like I got on my Bimmer.

A.

So, another high roller joins the party to make us little guys hate life more than we already do. Yeah, just go on high-fiving each other.

Man, I can't even afford a watch strap made from expensive stuff like that for my Timex that I found in the locker room. Well, at least the Timex is mine now that nobody claimed it.

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post #18 of 24
Glad you explained that it's a Rolls-Bentley combo. I mistook it for a Mercedes 600 Pullman. The six-door configuration is totally deluxe! Do you call it a Bolls or a Rentley?

I'm so jealous, even my flatulence is green.
post #19 of 24
Sorry, gentlemen, about my little rants above. I’m truly happy for you those of you that can afford the finest. Mrs. FC just reminded me that (at the very least) we have a car to call our own and we don’t have to worry about monthly payments.

Just so as offer proof that we really do own a car, I am attaching a photo of it below. Don’t ask for any Style Forum signs or other proof. I can’t afford to make a sign or any more photos because I blew my budget on Christmas gifts at the thrift store this morning. It’s true. You can see that the car is loaded with all the great things I found at the thrift store.

Before I forget and even though the image is poor, if you have one of those big expensive high roller monitors on your big, fancy, carved wood desk you can probably see my reliable Timex if you look closely. It just keeps on ticking. Crane your Caribbean-tanned neck away from the expensive exotic leather covering on your executive chair and you can catch a glimpse.



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post #20 of 24
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Originally Posted by Full Canvas



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All that time spent at SF and you've learned nothing about shoes? Those man uggs are so last season.
post #21 of 24
Thread Starter 
hah! I knew the more plebian among us would turn green with envy! Please make your way back to the streetwear forum!

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Originally Posted by Nantucket Red
The six-door configuration is totally deluxe! Do you call it a Bolls or a Rentley?

Please, the highest forms of luxury do not require names. Doing so would create unnecessary boundries. The finer things in life are works of art and thus should remain open to interpretation.
post #22 of 24
Thread Starter 
To invoke a more permanent envy amongst posters, I've decided that my avatar will feature my automobile. Feel free to hate my wealth with every new post I make...
post #23 of 24
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Originally Posted by Stazy
To invoke a more permanent envy amongst posters, I've decided that my avatar will feature my automobile. Feel free to hate my wealth with every new post I make...

thats awesome... truly a one a kind car im sure.
post #24 of 24
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Originally Posted by VersaceMan
You are such a liar, I do not believe for one second that the car in the photo is actually yours!

Post another pic within the next 30 minutes of the car, with a StyleForum sign held up by two homeless men, one of whom is a midget, and also drape 4 Kiton suits over the hood of the car but make sure to put the pants over the trunk. Also post a photo of your man purse along with 8 cell phones. You do have 8, right? Otherwise I don't know why you bother to wake up in the morning.

Ha hahah.
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