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Stazy

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Originally Posted by cheapmutha
hell no i dont wear those... the guy just wanted jeans to show off his ****.

phew, thanks for clearing your name
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Originally Posted by DarkNWorn
Daymn, look at that manmeltoe.

Thats what you call grocery bagging normally but jesus those pants make it look like he has a huge cooch
 

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Originally Posted by ratboycom
Thats what you call grocery bagging normally but jesus those pants make it look like he has a huge cooch

Also known as "moose-knuckle"
 

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i almost feel pain in my croch youst looking at that.
I am pretty shure sperm banks will have a rise in popularity if that becomes a trend
 

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howcome nobody ever gets the SF cold shoulder? I'm only asking b/c I feel kinda like a tourist; but LA guy should just be able to go "no, SF isn't about mameltoe" and delete this ****...it is pretty entertaining though. i vote that coloredsoxrox should just skip the denims and buy some bike shorts-you'll be thrown in jail for smugglin sausages before you can say "what's your sign?"
 

cheapmutha

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Originally Posted by nomovement
howcome nobody ever gets the SF cold shoulder? I'm only asking b/c I feel kinda like a tourist; but LA guy should just be able to go "no, SF isn't about mameltoe" and delete this ****...it is pretty entertaining though. i vote that coloredsoxrox should just skip the denims and buy some bike shorts-you'll be thrown in jail for smugglin sausages before you can say "what's your sign?"

its more fun if you have **** like that.... if fok deleted all the posts this would be the menswear forum.
 

coloredsoxrock

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I don't want tight jeans, just jeans that have a large crotch area to house the effect that the underwear creates.

Benz
 

The Devil's Hands

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Originally Posted by coloredsoxrock
I don't want tight jeans, just jeans that have a large crotch area to house the effect that the underwear creates. Benz
Keep a steady supply of viagra on hand. Or better yet, that stuff that gets you 4 hour erections, and walk around like that. Seriously? I would recommend sweatpants/no underwear for showing off the goods. And do a lot of jumping jacks, and when you walk, bounce up and down rhythmically on your toes, such that you find your peter's resonant swinging frequency. This is the look you're going for:
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I believe you can get selvage sweatpants from Japan, but I'm not certain. Follow those instructions, and you'll rock out with the cock out in no time.
 

Stylin-1

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Originally Posted by cheapmutha
nudies slim kim

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Since Chandler Bing is presumably not a member here, I'll say it for him....GOOD GOD, WHY???
 

xcoldricex

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great fit cheap. glad someone has the balls to wear them how they're really supposed to be worn.
 

theshonen8899

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LOL!
Wow...you can tell those are undies that guys with no action wear. Imagine explaning to the poor girl why your undies have a dick cage when you were just about to do her.
 

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Originally Posted by theshonen8899
LOL!
Wow...you can tell those are undies that guys with no action wear. Imagine explaning to the poor girl why your undies have a dick cage when you were just about to do her.


Something tells me those underwear were not aimed at the straight crowd.
 

Stylin-1

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Originally Posted by ratboycom
Something tells me those underwear were not aimed at the straight crowd.
You think?
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headcoat

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on the other hand, what are some tips to minimize the effect of the package when wearing slim jeans? My mangoods are just too obvious and I need to find a discreet way to keep them from making too much of an impression lest the ladies wear out my pants by clawing all over them.
 

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