I just walked out of my tailors without any pants on

I travel a lot so today I finally got a chance to visit my tailor. I brought in about 5 pairs of dress slacks/jeans for him to alter. After he measured every pair I realized that the pair that I was wearing also needed to be hemmed and tapered. Unsure of the next time I would be able to see him, I decided to have him tailor the pair I was wearing. So once he took the measurements I handed him every pair and just ran out in my purple check boxers, mid-calf socks and dress shoes. You should have seen the look on the mans face

no sir. Did he also run out of a shop pantless? or even shirtless good point. Remember a month ago, you couldnt decide whether or not to get your pants cuffed? Well the pair I was wearing had a leg opening that was just a touch too wide. We are talking about 1 inch. I thought I could live with it but apparently not across the parking lot. twas a brisk 15 second walk to the auto

I know. It wasnt until I was half-way to my car that I realized my boxers didnt have buttons