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A while back I walked into a GAP store desperate for a pair of inexpensive slim pants (can't remember what for). The SA tried convincing me that I should buy some women pants because they are cut slim. She said, "yeah lots of guys come in and buy women's pant for this reason". I said, I don't care what other guys do, I'm not buying women's pants.
You tell em. More men should be so avidly men. Fuck all those oil of olay body washes with that goofy loufah ball. Real men shower with ground pumice mixed with motor oil. And fuck boots with "girly cuban" heels. Real men wear Redwings and Timberlands! And fuck those guys on Vespas, scooters are for fags! Nothing but Harley D in this house! And a fucking Toyota Prius? FUCK YOU I've got my HUMMER, BITCHES! I'm A MAN, DAMMIT! Now where is that ball gag and anal lube...





