The little horrors in life

Eason · Jun 8, 2011

This thread is to celebrate those brief, but poignant moments where you momentarily consider suicide as an escape:

Waking up exhausted in a freezing house well before dawn to go to work during winter
Stepping into the bathroom with socks on only to step in a slick of water
mosquito bites on your fingers

acidboy · Jun 8, 2011

peeing in the middle of the night, too lazy to turn on the light, and first stream comes out shooting everywhere but in the toilet. now you not only have to turn on the light, but have to clean up that ****.

broken tv remote.

******* crazy family members calling you at work, first thing in the morning.

Eason · Jun 8, 2011

Originally Posted by acidboy

peeing in the middle of the night, too lazy to turn on the light, and first stream comes out shooting everywhere but in the toilet. now you not only have to turn on the light, but have to clean up that ****.

Ooooh, that's the advantage of living alone

Eating a big spoonful of muesli and getting nothing but disgusting dried dates, even though you thought you picked them all out

Don Carlos · Jun 8, 2011

One of the assistants/admins in my office recently guilt-tripped everyone into setting aside an entire day next week to go do volunteer work. The idea has now achieved so much currency in the office that the "volunteer" part no longer seems true.

Eason · Jun 8, 2011

Hmm, that seems a little more like "things that are pissing you off" than one of life's little axioms of horror.

LawrenceMD · Jun 8, 2011

when you flush a toilet with a normal sized ****, and normal amount of toilet paper, but there is a perfect storm of awkward flush physics that still results in a semi clog.

You stare at the steady rise of water until it hits the bottom of the rim in total horror.... and then by the grace of God it slowly starts spiraling back down.

this horror is multiplied exponentially when it happens at someone else's house.

kwilkinson · Jun 8, 2011

Finding out that someday there will be a mini-Eason on this earth.

acidboy · Jun 8, 2011

Originally Posted by kwilkinson

Finding out that someday there will be a mini-Eason on this earth.

that may one day impregnate your future daughter

Thomas · Jun 8, 2011

Originally Posted by acidboy

that may one day impregnate your future daughter

wait - cuddling doesn't produce children. If it did, though, they would probably be half-kwilk, half-pillow.

Lighthouse · Jun 9, 2011

Getting anything from the medicine cabinet, and having 2000 plastic bottles, band aids, and empty medicine boxes falling down in a nuclear chain reaction, leaving you shaking and emptying the whole drawer in the hopes that, at some time, your doctor gave you a bottle of Xanax.

kwilkinson · Jun 9, 2011

Originally Posted by Thomas

wait - cuddling doesn't produce children. If it did, though, they would probably be half-kwilk, half-pillow.

Ouch baby, very ouch. My sex life has been very active lately, though. I just don't post about it every time I touch a breast anymore.

yjeezle · Jun 9, 2011

mosquito bite on your nuts

that itch on your back that you can't ever really reach

when you use the spray sunblock but fail to realize that you're supposed to smooth out the spray, which results in little sunburnt blotches that show all the places you missed

munchausen · Jun 9, 2011

blowing a tire, taking out the spare and seeing that the spare is flat.

Lighthouse · Jun 9, 2011

Originally Posted by munchausen

blowing a tire, taking out the spare and seeing that the spare is flat.

while wearing a nice suit. In the summer.

acidboy · Jun 9, 2011

that hole on your sock and in the course of the day you feel your toe going through said hole

that moment after you fap to some Appreciation when you have to turn the player off before you wash up

trying to cut off a piece of clear tape and you can't ******* find the tip of the tape plus your fingernails are freshly trimmed

middle of the day and you know that fart left a streak in your underwear

The little horrors in life

Bicurious Racist

Stylish Dinosaur

Bicurious Racist

In Time Out

Bicurious Racist

Distinguished Member

Having a Ball

Stylish Dinosaur

Stylish Dinosaur

Distinguished Member

Having a Ball

Distinguished Member

Distinguished Member

Distinguished Member

Stylish Dinosaur

FEATURED PRODUCTS

Similar threads

Featured Sponsor

Definitely full canvas only

Half canvas is fine

Really don't care

Depends on fabric

Depends on price

Forum Sponsors

Forum statistics

FOLLOW STYLEFORUM ON: