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post #76 of 309
The phone rings ... I look at the caller ID ... suddenly realizing ... I'm suppose to be at a meeting with these people.

Doesn't happen often ... only when I forget to write it on my calendar.
post #77 of 309
Getting food poisoning, shitting yourself at work, running out to drive home before anyone notices, getting in an accident on the way home, standing waiting for cop to finish while alternately (1) dry heaving and (2) feeling the shit dry up on your leg. Yes, this actually happened.
post #78 of 309
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Originally Posted by Pilot View Post
Waking up and not knowing what time it is/where you are for about 3 seconds, freaking out because you're thinking you're late for class/work/ meetings, then realizing it's still early, you breathe a sign of relief and your head hits the pillow again. Can't think of a more intense emotional experience that can happen in that short amount of time.

x1000000!

Happens to me all the time. Though I wouldn't necessarily consider these moments as horror.
post #79 of 309
Waking up, hitting the snooze, and then dreaming that you get up, shower, get dressed and drive to work. Then waking up and realizing you have to do the whole thing again.
post #80 of 309
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Originally Posted by gomestar View Post
Windows Operating System

+1 for Linux
post #81 of 309
taking a bath. dropping the soap. soap slides to the shower drain thats full of crud and hair.
post #82 of 309
Taking a shit and no matter how much you wipe, you never come up clean.
post #83 of 309
fly flies in your eye
post #84 of 309
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by munchausen View Post
Waking up, hitting the snooze, and then dreaming that you get up, shower, get dressed and drive to work. Then waking up and realizing you have to do the whole thing again.

Haha the only thing worse is combining this with the 6am wake up + frigid house.
post #85 of 309
using a public toilet and only noticing the lack of TP when you're already committed.
post #86 of 309
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Originally Posted by pvrhye View Post
using a public toilet and only noticing the lack of TP when you're already committed.

why do you think they invented the pocket square?
post #87 of 309
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Originally Posted by acidboy View Post
why do you think they invented the pocket square?

Now THAT'S patina!
post #88 of 309
Letting your GF use your mobile for something whilst praying the whole time she has it in her hands that no texts come through from that little hottie you've been texting on the sly.
post #89 of 309
Ordering a shrimp caesar salad and the shrimp are fried and breaded.
post #90 of 309
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post
How do the commercial's creators know the number of people yet not know their names? I think something is odd here.

Btw, it scares me that apparently no one reading my little horror didn't find that resonates.

Sampling bitches.


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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post
Waking up on a work morning and realizing the best thing that could reasonably happen in your life is you will have 20 more years of this exact same shitty routine, putting up with the exact same and predictable petty shit for 20 more years, and have to deal with an ever changing cast of idiots that are all predictably the same for the next 20 years.

And that's if your life works out as well as you can reasonably expect.

I'm still young enough to have hope. Also, I have a sneaking suspicion that I am the idiot of the bunch.
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