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post #46 of 309
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Originally Posted by munchausen View Post
I don't get it, though. The water goes down. That's a story of triumph. The happens when it keeps going. Thankfully I know how to stop it but it still means pulling out, and then cleaning, the plunger.

returning the plunger, and leaving a trail of shit-infested toilet water across the bathroom
post #47 of 309
Driving in Alabama.
post #48 of 309
Lifting something you think is heavy but in fact it's light. The Cognitive Dissonance is incapacitating.
post #49 of 309
When you go to Thailand, party it up and get really drunk and go home with what you thought was a hot girl but you pass out only to wake up later to find out you're getting raped in the ass by "her" and you then beat his ass and the police come who then force you to pay the the guy because he's a prostitute and he provided his services for you.

And then 3 months later you find out you're HIV positive.
post #50 of 309
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Originally Posted by trader View Post
When you go to Thailand, party it up and get really drunk and go home with what you thought was a hot girl but you pass out only to wake up later to find out you're getting raped in the ass by "her" and you then beat his ass and the police come who then force you to pay the the guy because he's a prostitute and he provided his services for you.

And then 3 months later you find out you're HIV positive.

There's a radio advertisement here in Boston that's been playing lately.

It says "there are 5000 people in Massachusetts who have AIDS and don't know. You could be one of them. Get tested."

Always scares me
post #51 of 309
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Originally Posted by acidboy View Post
finding out she's a he

gas light blinking for 20 minutes and yet there's no gas station in sight and you're backed up on the highway

piece of heavy wood falling on your big toe an hour ago and now the toenail's slowly turning black

FTFY.
post #52 of 309
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Originally Posted by Dakota rube View Post
How does this even happen?

jordan shorts + boxers + hiking
post #53 of 309
Having to fill up with gas. I fucking hate it.
post #54 of 309
Can't believe no one has posted this little gem.

Stepping on a upturned plug

post #55 of 309
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Originally Posted by Stazy View Post
Having to fill up with gas. I fucking hate it.

yes that is true...
post #56 of 309
Having to use shitty plastic silverware.
post #57 of 309
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Originally Posted by GreenFrog View Post
There's a radio advertisement here in Boston that's been playing lately.

It says "there are 5000 people in Massachusetts who have AIDS and don't know. You could be one of them. Get tested."

Always scares me

How do the commercial's creators know the number of people yet not know their names? I think something is odd here.

Btw, it scares me that apparently no one reading my little horror didn't find that resonates.
post #58 of 309
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Originally Posted by willpower View Post
Lifting something you think is heavy but in fact it's light. The Cognitive Dissonance is incapacitating.

the opposite. my brother would fill a water bottle with pennies and nonchalantly ask people to pass it over to him. my brother is teh douche.
post #59 of 309
Trying to search an ex girlfriend's name in Facebook while using your smartphone and accidentally putting her name down as a status update. Then realizing you can't delete an update from your phone.
post #60 of 309
^yikkkkkkkkkkkes
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