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post #31 of 309
6/9/11 at 2:39pm
Shampoo in your pee pee hole
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post #32 of 309
6/9/11 at 2:44pm
Settling in for a nice shit at the office men's room, only to have the resident rotten-guts come barging into the next stall to unload a fetid spray of egg mcmuffin
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post #33 of 309
6/9/11 at 3:12pm
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Originally Posted by LawrenceMD View Post
when you flush a toilet with a normal sized shit, and normal amount of toilet paper, but there is a perfect storm of awkward flush physics that still results in a semi clog.

You stare at the steady rise of water until it hits the bottom of the rim in total horror.... and then by the grace of God it slowly starts spiraling back down.

this horror is multiplied exponentially when it happens at someone else's house.

100% LMAO
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post #34 of 309
6/9/11 at 3:34pm
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Originally Posted by M. Bardamu View Post
Settling in for a nice shit at the office men's room, only to have the resident rotten-guts come barging into the next stall to unload a fetid spray of egg mcmuffin

QFT.
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post #35 of 309
6/9/11 at 3:43pm
While making out with a girl and two minutes from getting her into bed you realize you have to take a shit.
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post #36 of 309
6/9/11 at 3:45pm
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Originally Posted by Jodum5 View Post
While making out with a girl and two minutes from getting her into bed you realize you have to take a shit.

WWED? (What would Ed do?)
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post #37 of 309
6/9/11 at 3:56pm
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Shampoo in your pee pee hole

Well, that sounds about as horrific as they come
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post #38 of 309
6/9/11 at 5:59pm
Having debris stuck in your eye no matter how hard you try to get it out -- every blink is annoyingly painful and irritating. Been suffering from this for the past 4 hours.. tried rubbing my eye, tried washing it out with tears, tried changing contacts, tried flushing it out with eye drops.. all to no avail
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post #39 of 309
6/9/11 at 6:30pm
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Originally Posted by GreenFrog View Post
Having debris stuck in your eye no matter how hard you try to get it out -- every blink is annoyingly painful and irritating.

Been suffering from this for the past 4 hours.. tried rubbing my eye, tried washing it out with tears, tried changing contacts, tried flushing it out with eye drops.. all to no avail


the feeling of having something in your eye lingers after whatever was in there is gone.
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post #40 of 309
6/9/11 at 6:33pm
Eye thing happened to me yesterday. Eye looked completely fine but everytime I blinked it felt irritated. Was afraid I had an infection. Luckily it's gone now.
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post #41 of 309
6/9/11 at 7:13pm
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Originally Posted by yjeezle View Post
mosquito bite on your nuts

How does this even happen?
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post #42 of 309
6/9/11 at 9:39pm
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Originally Posted by LawrenceMD View Post
when you flush a toilet with a normal sized shit, and normal amount of toilet paper, but there is a perfect storm of awkward flush physics that still results in a semi clog.

You stare at the steady rise of water until it hits the bottom of the rim in total horror.... and then by the grace of God it slowly starts spiraling back down.

this horror is multiplied exponentially when it happens at someone else's house.

/thread
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post #43 of 309
6/9/11 at 10:08pm
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Originally Posted by munchausen View Post
the feeling of having something in your eye lingers after whatever was in there is gone.

Its the resulting abrasion that itches and hurts.
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post #44 of 309
6/9/11 at 10:09pm
I don't get it, though. The water goes down. That's a story of triumph. The happens when it keeps going. Thankfully I know how to stop it but it still means pulling out, and then cleaning, the plunger.
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post #45 of 309
6/9/11 at 10:23pm
finding out she's a hooker gas light blinking for 20 minutes and yet there's no gas station in sight piece of heavy wood falling on your big toe an hour ago and now the toenail's slowly turning black
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