Deadly shitty smell from bathrooms... so bad that you can't bring it to yourself to use the toilet. Who the fuck has shits that smell that bad? I suspect homeless people, since it's usually in public you smell this. I have deadly shits in the morning, but very rarely. Hanging cuticles Buses... I fucking hate them because you can never predict when the really come. I've had lots of bad luck here. LOTS. Rain. Fuck rain. Unless I'm hiking, wearing shitty clothing, or in my place lying in bed... Rain always sucks. Getting sick at inopportune times. Hitting my oboe reed against my teeth. This happens FAR too often with me. Reeds take a ton of time to make. A lot more than you could ever imagine... I've had the piss thing happen a few times... usually with nutcrushers. You take a leak at the urinal, feel you're done, pack it away... then a stream of piss leaks out.
It happened a few weeks ago at a bar. I had a pretty large spot. I felt like an idiot, but luckily no one saw.