The little horrors in life - Page 9

If he didn't post so many good pics I'd put him on ignore.

when i put my laptop in sleep mode so i can get back on quickly later. then when i open it back up in a giant rush and forget that i put it in sleep mode before and press down the power button. now my laptop shuts down and i have no choise but to wait, and then boot it back up again.



makes me want to shoot myself in the face

that split second when you lean back in your chair a little farther than you thought you were going to lean back and you know you are going to die

when you leave your laptop on the bed and then kick it in your sleep

lucky it just turned on.

having an orgasm earlier than you hoped for

not fun. passing the point of no return when you arent done sucks. or so i hear anyways

the pee thing only happens to me when i'm wearing a tight belt and don't loosen up before peeing. a different though related problem (a bit less annoying) is when you can't get rid of all the urine purely through shaking. i'm sufficiently bother by it that i've taken to always wiping my penis off with tissue after peeing

When you're washing dishes and handling soapy china and that shit starts to slip and you get that instantaneous adrenaline rush when that helpless feeling of horror when something falling/slipping out of your grip is going to be damaged. Even if you instinctually re-grip it and save the plate from destruction - you still suffer about 85% of the stress from that adrenaline rush - which lingers in the middle of your chest.

Realizing you saw the cop a moment too late and whistled by him doing 25 or more above the limit.

Stumbling into the restroom to unleash an urgent shit you've been holding the last 30 minutes of that meeting when your boss was droning on and on and on, only to find one stall door unlocked, and that stall containing a seat with a large, fresh brown smear on the back end.. Thanks guys..

Sitting in a bathroom stall. You hear a guy come in and start shitting and his shit smells exactly like Saphir wax polish. He must be a wacko SF member...

For many of my younger years I was pretty irresponsible about paying tickets, getting inspections done, etc., so I was always in a position where getting pulled over was likely to lead to big trouble. To this day I still get nervous when I see cops on the road, even if I'm not doing anything wrong.

oh my, that and when you hear the whoop whoop of a siren when you didnt notice the cop in the first place.

your heart skipping a beat and the feeling in your stomach. uuugghhh

O how I know this feeling. We,ve got these speed traps were you only get a flash froM the camera and that's It, the ticket will be in the mail. At one point this happened so many times to me that I developed a nervous twitch everytime there was A flash when I was driving.

That and the undercover cops putting up their "stop police" signs when you know you just drove right up unto the limit where they instantly revoke your license....

And yes, this has happened to me