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post #106 of 309
There's a friend of a friend of mine who has a whole series of party pictures where he has a pee stain on his skinny jeans. I don't know if he didn't notice it and the flash brought it out or if he just knows no shame.
post #107 of 309
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Originally Posted by munchausen View Post
This seriously sucks . Somehow I only happens when I'm not wearing dark pants, too...

Another good one: letting a guy take a group photo with your camera of your parents and some of your father's business associates, while aware that if the guy tries to look at the photo, and then looks at the previous photo, it is a picture of your girlfriend's ass covered in cum. SCARY!
post #108 of 309
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Originally Posted by origenesprit View Post
Another good one: letting a guy take a group photo with your camera of your parents and some of your father's business associates, while aware that if the guy tries to look at the photo, and then looks at the previous photo, it is a picture of your girlfriend's ass covered in cum. SCARY!

please post pictures.
post #109 of 309
What the dude above said... Ditto on the pee thing...
post #110 of 309
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Originally Posted by LawrenceMD View Post
when you flush a toilet with a normal sized shit, and normal amount of toilet paper, but there is a perfect storm of awkward flush physics that still results in a semi clog.

You stare at the steady rise of water until it hits the bottom of the rim in total horror.... and then by the grace of God it slowly starts spiraling back down.

this horror is multiplied exponentially when it happens at someone else's house.

this is the moment where everyone wishes the ground would just open up and swallow them alive
post #111 of 309
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Originally Posted by davesmith View Post
this is the moment where everyone wishes the ground would just open up and swallow them alive

If the ground is opening up to swallow things, your flushing problem is remedied.
post #112 of 309
you catch your dad looking at your gf's bewbs as she bends over getting caught by your parent or s.o. fapping throwing up while drunk, and toilet water splashes back to your face
post #113 of 309
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Originally Posted by acidboy View Post
getting caught by your parent or s.o. fapping


look them in the eye and finish like a boss.
post #114 of 309
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Originally Posted by acidboy View Post
you catch your dad looking at your gf's bewbs as she bends over

Ha, nah. It's nice to see the old man's still got some life left in him.

However, coming home and walking in on your 65 year old dad banging your 49 year old mom

Never happened, but got very close once.
post #115 of 309
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Originally Posted by origenesprit View Post
Also, peeing, thinking you're done, putting your dick back in your underwear, and then releasing a bit more.


I read in an old Letters to Playboy article that when you're done pissing, press the underside of your scrotum where it attaches to your taint and yank in a gentle upward motion. This will release any of the remaining urine that was hiding in wait to stain your white pants.
post #116 of 309
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by munchausen View Post
This seriously sucks . Somehow I only happens when I'm not wearing dark pants, too...

Haha that happened to me this term. I taught class sitting down.
post #117 of 309
When one of the girls you're effing accidentally calls you "baby".
post #118 of 309
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 View Post
When one of the girls you're effing accidentally calls you "baby".

Do you know how I know you're a virgin?
post #119 of 309
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Originally Posted by mr.orange View Post
look them in the eye and finish like a boss.


post #120 of 309
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Originally Posted by Eason View Post
Do you know how I know you're a virgin?
seriously, dude needs to take this shit back to DT
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