Originally Posted by NAMOR
this is hilarious, but alas I would probably do the same. Actually, once I was at a Starbucks and this cute girl was sitting with a straight line of sight on me. From quick glances I could tell she was checking out the sweet buns, and no Im not talking about the morning bun that I had on the table. Honestly, I felt too much pressure to return the glance and lock eyes. She was looking straight at me. She had the upper hand
Was she cute, at least? Next time you gotta flip that shit. You must always have the upper hand! I hope you enjoyed your morning bun, though. I was on Bleecker Street last night, around 3, and a very tall, blonde, German, man passed me on the sidewalk and gave me the stare-down. I kept walking, and he ended up walking back to ask me where he and his friend might find a good bar to hang out at. While I was giving him my thoughts, he had this extreme, intense stare, and was looking deep into my eyes. It was some pretty powerful shit, man. Shame I don't swing that way; he was a nice looking man.