Just can't get myself to wear (soil/tarnish) the new Darltons.. - Page 2

Originally Posted by Reevolving

Actually, a sign of discretionary excess is buying something and not even bothering to use it.

Originally Posted by PTWilliams

Try having sex with them on. The secret is not to keep staring at your shoes instead of at the woman, but with a little practice you can learn how to sneek a peak when she is distracted. Position mirrors around the bed room which you can discretly look at while in the act, several so she thinks you are just looking about. Ask her if she thinks that being blindfolded would be exciting for her. Point out that viagra costs about $15/shot, but that wearing the shoes seems to do the trick, plus you can justify buying additional pairs. Point out to her that you'd like more variety in your sex life, and go out and purchase a few different styles, she deserves it. Put them on your feet only after climbing into bed, and remove them if for any reason you need to leave the bed. You can get years of enjoyment out of a pair and they will still have that new look about them.

Originally Posted by Xiaogou

Don't ever look at the bottom of a pair of G&Gs. You'll have a nervous breakdown...

Originally Posted by Reevolving

Yup, these are totally unwearable.
Where do I get a pair?

Originally Posted by Mr. Moo

Come on.

Originally Posted by gladhands

Return them. You can't afford them. There's no shame in that.

Originally Posted by Quadcammer

a pair of daltons is not worth this type of adoration.