Originally Posted by harvey_birdman
I can not possibly stand to waste my life hearing people try to divide up a check. It hurts my soul.
Yup. The only kind of splitting up of a check I like is when it's done in half. None of this "oh, I had the chicken and you had the steak which is more expensive, so put down a few more dollars." Ugh. Just throw down two cards and split it down the middle, simple, easy, no mess.