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post #61 of 71
5/23/11 at 8:24pm
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Originally Posted by tomgirl View Post
That sucks, but a lot of people are like that. I guess that's why she's your ex.

Maybe she had halitosis. Or maybe he did. Or maybe she became a he.

It might not have been the lack of love for spontaneity.
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post #62 of 71
5/23/11 at 8:53pm
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Originally Posted by yachtie View Post
A nice visual metaphor for a crush I had for a former high school classmate I dated (after high school) in the mid 1990s briefly before she ditched me for her now current husband.
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post #63 of 71
5/23/11 at 9:46pm
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That sucks, but a lot of people are like that. I guess that's why she's your ex.
Then why is your ex your ex?
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post #64 of 71
5/23/11 at 10:00pm
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Originally Posted by holymadness View Post
Then why is your ex your ex?

For reasons that being spontaneous and romantic couldn't fix, unfortuantely.
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post #65 of 71
5/24/11 at 1:10am
Since when is spontaneity a virtue? I mean I get that it's fun, but how does it "suck" that Stazy's ex wasn't spontaneous?
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post #66 of 71
5/24/11 at 1:27am
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Originally Posted by kwilkinson View Post
Since when is spontaneity a virtue? I mean I get that it's fun, but how does it "suck" that Stazy's ex wasn't spontaneous?
True story...This one time my ex canceled a date on me because she was feeling sick. We lived about 10 minutes apart so after I finished dinner I brought her some tea. She flipped out on me and said she felt like I was stalking her. It was the second time I had shown up unannounced in the 10 months we dated. We broke up later that night. A partner being open to spontaneity affirms that you're important enough that they'll put everything aside for you once and a while. It's also nice to be the recipient of spontaneous kindness because it shows thought and effort on your girlfriend's part. Obviously there is a happy medium though...Too much or too little isn't healthy in my opinion.
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post #67 of 71
5/24/11 at 1:29am
Also relevant to this thread: I cooked dinner for a girl tonight. Aren't I the cutest?
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post #68 of 71
5/24/11 at 1:34am
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post
I like romance. One thing that my girlfriend loves and finds romantic is simply the unexpected. Like meeting her at her work when she gets off with her favorite flowers and taking her to the park.

I've done this a couple of times, and while they appreciate it, it's not something I'd make even a semi-regular habit. Some girls would feel smothered (i.e. Stazy's ex).

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I had to compose myself after seeing this. I have a friend who has so many stories where this .gif would have been perfect.

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Originally Posted by Stazy View Post
Not always true. One of my exes did not handle spontaneity well. Things had to be planned. If I had tried to whisk her out of the country spur of the moment she probably would had a panic attack.

You two sound made for each other.
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post #69 of 71
5/24/11 at 1:50am
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Originally Posted by MetroStyles View Post
Unlikely. The online dating thread held a lowest-common-denominator appeal to the masses, much like the Springer show. I don't have too many interesting thoughts on the topic at hand so I expect it won't be nearly as effective in getting people interested or riled up. I am expecting:

- 10% serious, thought-provoking replies
- 60% passive-aggressive jokes implicitly mocking the fact that I am starting a thread on romance
- 30% insipid romance vignettes and trite dating advice

I guess I am posting for that 10%. We'll see how on the money I am with my predictions.

I think that you should go slowly, and lube her up really well before you stick it in her pooper. You don't want her to be any more uncomfortable than is necessary for your pleasure. Scented candles give it that extra special touch as you penetrate deep into her anus.
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post #70 of 71
5/24/11 at 1:52am
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Originally Posted by kwilkinson View Post
Since when is spontaneity a virtue? I mean I get that it's fun, but how does it "suck" that Stazy's ex wasn't spontaneous?

I agree. It's much better if they do an enema first and that requires some planning. Stazy was a lucky guy.
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post #71 of 71
5/24/11 at 11:06am
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Originally Posted by holymadness View Post
The key to being romantic is to have grown up watching tons of movies and tv and reading tons of books (especially fantasy and 19th century literature), then in young adulthood being unsuccessful with women.

Seriously.



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