Originally Posted by GreenFrog
...I see kids wearing Pateks.
What did you guys get?
Originally Posted by P-K-L
I got a watch, a Breguet.
this makes me green
Originally Posted by Arrogant Bastard
When I graduated college at the age of 12, my father presented me with a French whore of the highest caliber. I've long forgotten her name, but I will never forget her touch. After the sex, my father pumped her full of heroin until she ODed. Then we disposed of her body together.
I'll never forget the advice he gave me, as we shoveled desert sand and gravel onto her shallow grave. "Son," he said, "She was a hooker. That's...what she was. It's all that she was."
thats fucked up. hilarious and very well written, but fucked up none the less
i got a few checks and small gifts.