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LOL:

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/05...aden-compound/
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rofl, next they're going to find whiskey and bacon.
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Edit: Were any camels harmed in the making of said films?
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Even the Jihadists know that virgins are boring. They secretly want a pro every now and then.
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Were any goats harmed in the making of said films?



Isn't that a camel
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Even the Jihadists know that virgins are boring. They secretly want a pro every now and then.
I had the same thought. If he's been watching the experienced ladies in porn, he's gonna be really, really disappointed with all those virgins!
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What do you think happened to Bree Olson?

They were going to pass her off as OBLs first virgin, but OBL was too smart for them.

He wanted a fresh piece of Bree, maybe with a nice wine and baguette.
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Isn't that a camel
Whoops. I clearly can't tell goats from camels. Poast edited
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This story brings to mind Howard Stern's Esquire interview from 2005, in which he offered the following opinion on Iraq:

And if you really want to tame that region, I'll tell you what can solve the problem: pussy. Plain and simple. Give 'em strip clubs and whores. Nobody would want to fly a fucking plane into anything. Nobody would want to kill anybody. The problem is, these guys can't even see a woman's ankle. You know what? They just want pussy. They want good porno. They want to beat off. They want Howard Stern.
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Makes sense, the man didn't have internet access. He had to stockpile the stuff if he wanted variety.
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Makes sense, the man didn't have internet access. He had to stockpile the stuff if he wanted variety.

He did have a couple wives though. ABC News was saying that they were required to be DTF whenever Osama wanted.
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I was about to make a crack about how shitty watching porn must have been on that tiny TV he had in the video floating around, but remembered I have a 13 inch Macbook.
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Originally Posted by Ambulance Chaser View Post
This story brings to mind Howard Stern's Esquire interview from 2005, in which he offered the following opinion on Iraq:

And if you really want to tame that region, I'll tell you what can solve the problem: pussy. Plain and simple. Give 'em strip clubs and whores. Nobody would want to fly a fucking plane into anything. Nobody would want to kill anybody. The problem is, these guys can't even see a woman's ankle. You know what? They just want pussy. They want good porno. They want to beat off. They want Howard Stern.

The temptation is to joke about this. But there well may be some truth in it.

Remember that one of the 9 -11 young Saudi hijack crews had been to a Florida strip club, in Sarasota, the night before they hijacked the plane the next day.

Here is a list of Holy Warriors and their strip club exploits! At least the SOBs were not just watchers. It appears they bought dances and spent some decent money. I guess a good old white trash Sarasota, Fl. strip club whore prepares you for the awaiting virgins
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I thought a group of them ordered an escort to their hotel on sep 10, but when she got there they realized they couldn't afford it and she left.

I 100% believe in the truth to Stern's comments. Take a 25 yr old guy who has never seen the world, never seen porn, and never even seen a womans thigh, tell him the only way he ever will is to kill someone, and he will...
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I wonder what kind of porn Osama was into. Something like Max Hardcore seems like it would appeal to him.
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