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post #826 of 5418
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Originally Posted by APK View Post

That's why I don't delete anyone unless I've got a real problem with them past general annoyance. But now I'm more rigid with who I accept friend requests from. I've got two or three in the queue right now that I have no plans to accept since our "connection" is that we went to high school in the same building.

Funny you mention that. I accepted a friend request from someone I barely knew but a good friend of mine knew her. I was then rewarded with the best blowjob of my life.

Okay, maybe not. But her status updates are genuinely hilarious, and her life is pretty damn cool.
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Originally Posted by oneeightyseven View Post

she's trying to send a message. I fucking HATE girls like this. she's trying to tell you that she isn't interested and removing any chance that you'd start up a random convo since it's been so long

I know one person who will go unnamed who lets them pile up until they hit 100 so he can have the update that said 100 new friends. There there are 100 people in the world who would friend edina simple boggles the mind, but whatever. (no haet edina baby)
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Originally Posted by oneeightyseven View Post

omfg I saw a comment a dumb girl left saying "omg I miss that car..sewwww many memories! civic fuck tha world!!!!"
she thinks ftw means fuck the world.....facepalm.gif

Well, in the wrong context, sure. If you're in the Tyler Durden blow-up-the-banks mode, or perhaps Holden Caulfield post-merchant-marines, then sure: FTW is fuck tha werld.
post #827 of 5418
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Originally Posted by acidboy View Post

you say it, sistah!
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

That is exactly what I want out of life: somebody who is always angry at me and who will not leave.

Hey, after 13 years you kind of get used to it.
post #828 of 5418
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Originally Posted by Thomas View Post

Hey, after 13 years you kind of get used to it.

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Wait, no. frown.gif
post #829 of 5418
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

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Wait, no. frown.gif

That describes many marriages. imho.
post #830 of 5418
okay, from random HS acquaintance.

If McDonalds wants to check my $10 bill for signs of counterfeit, I should be able to check their chicken for chicken.



first workout today in too long!! Ouch!! ...now to go kill some brain cells!.



It's Friday night, remember, the police NEVER think it's as funny as you do.
post #831 of 5418
Thread Starter 
oh great, one of my friends just got engaged. She's a crazy daily pot-smoker musician. We used to hang out a lot, but she's been hit by the crazy stick too many times. He's a schlub. Works at a restaurant in his late 30s/early 40s. Hooray for lousy couples. Now I get to see updates from her constantly.
post #832 of 5418
For all of you people bitching about updates, why not just remove them from your feed? Less than half of my fb friends show up on my feed at this point.
post #833 of 5418
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Originally Posted by oneeightyseven View Post

omfg I saw a comment a dumb girl left saying "omg I miss that car..sewwww many memories! civic fuck tha world!!!!"
she thinks ftw means fuck the world.....facepalm.gif

Before the interwebs, FTW did mean F@ck The World. All the wannabe punk anarchists would write FTW on their leather jackets and bathroom stalls... When I first read FTW online, I also thought it meant fuck the world.
post #834 of 5418
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Originally Posted by EL72 View Post

Before the interwebs, FTW did mean F@ck The World. All the wannabe punk anarchists would write FTW on their leather jackets and bathroom stalls... When I first read FTW online, I also thought it meant fuck the world.

yeah but you old folk are...well....old.

all jokes aside, this is hardly the type of girl who is into an anarchist subculture like that. she's just a retard. (fwiw she isn't on my friends list, but commented on a mutual, yet equally as stupid, friend's picture)
post #835 of 5418
People are so protective of their young children, but so many of them seem to think nothing of posting pictures of their young children in the bathtub to be forever archived on the internet.
post #836 of 5418
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Originally Posted by APK View Post

People are so protective of their young children, but so many of them seem to think nothing of posting pictures of their young children in the bathtub to be forever archived on the internet.

Pics or STFU.
post #837 of 5418
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Originally Posted by dune View Post

I sent a friend request to a girl I know through college (some classes together, we actually chatted a couple of times) like two months ago.
She accepted today. Wtf?

She didn't want to but as her friends count is quite low ,she took you on..
Edited by lasbar - 10/22/11 at 5:04am
post #838 of 5418
She has about 1500 of them tongue.gif
post #839 of 5418
This girl is perhaps the most desperate person I've ever known. She could probably post her updates directly into this thread. Some recent ones:
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A ex boyfriend just called me,he was shocked I live in Detroit. Yup. Keeping tabs.
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PS-i said no to his marriage proposal and now he is threatening suicide. My life is sweet!!!
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I'm eating McDonald's breakfast. I think the last time I did that,I had a boyfriend.
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Um. is it a good night when you drop off a strange guy and he slips you the tongue and leave you mexican vodka on your front seat? I say yes.

She also doesn't seem to be aware that you put a space between the comma and the following word. It's worse,because she,has arbitrary commas,in a lot of her senten,ces.
post #840 of 5418
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It is perhaps, an homage, vaclava krishna, he is the, master.
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