Things your dumb friends post on facebook - Page 56

Funny you mention that. I accepted a friend request from someone I barely knew but a good friend of mine knew her. I was then rewarded with the best blowjob of my life.

Okay, maybe not. But her status updates are genuinely hilarious, and her life is pretty damn cool.

I know one person who will go unnamed who lets them pile up until they hit 100 so he can have the update that said 100 new friends. There there are 100 people in the world who would friend edina simple boggles the mind, but whatever. (no haet edina baby)

Well, in the wrong context, sure. If you're in the Tyler Durden blow-up-the-banks mode, or perhaps Holden Caulfield post-merchant-marines, then sure: FTW is fuck tha werld.

Hey, after 13 years you kind of get used to it.

Wait, no.

That describes many marriages. imho.

okay, from random HS acquaintance.

If McDonalds wants to check my $10 bill for signs of counterfeit, I should be able to check their chicken for chicken.


first workout today in too long!! Ouch!! ...now to go kill some brain cells!.


It's Friday night, remember, the police NEVER think it's as funny as you do.

For all of you people bitching about updates, why not just remove them from your feed? Less than half of my fb friends show up on my feed at this point.

Before the interwebs, FTW did mean F@ck The World. All the wannabe punk anarchists would write FTW on their leather jackets and bathroom stalls... When I first read FTW online, I also thought it meant fuck the world.

yeah but you old folk are...well....old.

all jokes aside, this is hardly the type of girl who is into an anarchist subculture like that. she's just a retard. (fwiw she isn't on my friends list, but commented on a mutual, yet equally as stupid, friend's picture)

People are so protective of their young children, but so many of them seem to think nothing of posting pictures of their young children in the bathtub to be forever archived on the internet.

Pics or STFU.

She didn't want to but as her friends count is quite low ,she took you on..
Edited by lasbar - 10/22/11 at 5:04am

She has about 1500 of them

This girl is perhaps the most desperate person I've ever known. She could probably post her updates directly into this thread. Some recent ones:

She also doesn't seem to be aware that you put a space between the comma and the following word. It's worse,because she,has arbitrary commas,in a lot of her senten,ces.