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post #5941 of 6202
Pretty safe to assume that anything using the word "detox" is going to be for idiots, by idiots.
post #5942 of 6202
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Originally Posted by otc View Post

http://www.davidwolfe.com/vaccine-detox-children-adults-remove-heavy-metals-toxins/

Jesus, how do people even come up with this shit? The first 3 items on their "long and scary list" of vaccine ingredients are literally just fancy names for sugar (other notable scary inclusions are baking soda, msg, and alcohol).

But then the first thing they recommend is bathing with "Zendocrine and epsom salt". I mean...if Sucrose and fructose are supposed to be scary...why the fuck would I bathe in a bath filled with magnesium sulfate and something called zendocrine?
And then they go on to recommend consuming lots of silica, otherwise known as silicon dioxide...which also sounds scarier than sugar to me. They also advise that I consume a bunch of Chlorella...I don't know what that is, but it sounds like it is either made out of chlorine or is going to cause cholera .

Given the menace dihydrogen monoxide I'm surprised bathing is recommended!
post #5943 of 6202
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

Given the menace dihydrogen monoxide I'm surprised bathing is recommended!

Its not that dangerous if you water it down.
post #5944 of 6202
Does it help with hickeys?
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post #5946 of 6202

           My old man always complained about Ralph Nader fucking up hotdogs when he made em' take out the pig foreskins

post #5947 of 6202
Your dad has a very refined palate. Not everyone can taste the foreskins among the hooves, bones, and anuses.
post #5948 of 6202
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Do libtards, at any point, interact with reality?
post #5949 of 6202
When do 'tards ever?
post #5950 of 6202

I just met this girl, she seems nice, she can sing and all, but what is this?

 

Quote: from Oct 9
____ had 1,612 "friends" on Facebook and literally only a few people communicate with her, only a few people watch and share her videos. Only a few people actually invite her to hangout. For the rest who don't, please do not be offended but you're getting deleted by this weekend and I'm deadass. I'm looking to cut 1,000+ "friends" from my personal page. If you know you're gonna get deleted just delete yourself. For the rest trying to be nosey, I have instagram. Knock yourselves out. PSA!!!

 

Quote: from Oct 12
 Okay guys!!!! I am officially finished with my cut. Literally went from 1,612 people to 462! If you can read this you are still here
post #5951 of 6202
Self-involved twit. ..aka par for the course (Im assuming she's <30).

Ima need an /10 on the face and bod' each in order to deliver a complete appraisal.
post #5952 of 6202
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Originally Posted by SirReveller View Post

Self-involved twit. ..aka par for the course (Im assuming she's <30).

Ima need an /10 on the face and bod' each in order to deliver a complete appraisal.


or a "Picts or GTFO" would be easier.
post #5953 of 6202
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Originally Posted by CDFS View Post

When do 'tards ever?

That's their killer insults.

Their kind of "Son of a bitch.".
post #5954 of 6202
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Originally Posted by Texasmade View Post

or a "Picts or GTFO" would be easier.

Tex, I am also assuming Mulan would not poast pix of the chick he is after. Happy to be proven wrong here of course.
post #5955 of 6202
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Originally Posted by tagutcow View Post

Do libtards, at any point, interact with reality?

So this is where you go hang out. Posting about facebook posts.
I take it that you think killing some random dude with a knife is a-OK and those silly Germans need to up there game. CLEARLY every dumb drunk deserves a street execution sans trial.
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