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post #5731 of 5744
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Originally Posted by tagutcow View Post

I'm a pro-life Catholic, bro, the feminists wouldn't accept me even if I wanted to be one of them. It took every ounce of strength I have not to take my observation about disenfranchised losers seeking out iconoclastic positions and turn it into a rant against WoW-playing, Rush-listening internet atheists.

If you're classifying me as an "Internet atheist" then your bar is pretty low for that label and you're probably at the "doth protest too much" point. I'm pretty non-antagonistic towards religious folks and have posted many times I back whatever gets one through the night. On top of that I've always said my position is one of true agnosticism.
post #5732 of 5744
Facebook itself is dumb.
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post #5733 of 5744
Is an internet atheist different from a garden variety atheist ?

Edit; yeah FB is dumb a true gathering of the village idiots
post #5734 of 5744
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Originally Posted by englade321 View Post

Is an internet atheist different from a garden variety atheist ?

Edit; yeah FB is dumb a true gathering of the village idiots

Internet atheists are more concerned with the shape of the Virgin Mary's knees.


And yes, of course FB is full of idiots. But who is really more deserving of scorn? The village idiots who are that way through no fault of their own because they were kicked in the head by a mule when they were young (or because that's how God/Cthulu/Zombie Baby Jesus created them, if you prefer), or the folks who seek out arguments with them because besting the village idiot in an argument makes them feel smart?

Not that this will surprise anyone, but I make that observation as an arrogant hothead who has embraced plenty of tarbaby arguments on FB.
Edited by lawyerdad - 7/16/15 at 6:11pm
post #5735 of 5744
This goddamn kelp that is supposed to taste like bacon and is healthier than Kale.
post #5736 of 5744
Is it GMO?

I hope it is GMO so people can be conflicted about it.
post #5737 of 5744
Kale in general pisses me off. It tastes like shit so stop trying to stick it in every dish on the menu.
post #5738 of 5744
If you tried my kale white bean and kielbasa soup I'm betting you'd sing a different tune
post #5739 of 5744
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

Kale in general pisses me off. It tastes like shit so stop trying to stick it in every dish on the menu.
is it possible to give a negative reputation?
don't blame a good vegetable for what bad cooks do with it.
post #5740 of 5744
I'm generally meh on kale, but I did try an excellent kale salad this past Saturday. Baby kale, pine nuts, salty pecorino, lemon, olive oil, herbs. Really good.



if you all were wondering if my sister in law's "conspiracy theorist" boyfriend made the waiter sit down, promise full vegan, fully organic, pesticide free, and absolutely no GMO's in his salad ... why yes, yes he did.

did the rest of us at the end of the table make a jerk off motion with our hands ... why yes, yes we did.
post #5741 of 5744
I know a person who wolfed down pert near a whole loaf of the complimentary bread but then insisted that the waiter promise that her salad was completely free of gluten.
post #5742 of 5744
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Originally Posted by englade321 View Post

If you tried my kale white bean and kielbasa soup I'm betting you'd sing a different tune

That is delicious.

Kale is also great with some Teriyaki sauce drizzled on and thrown in with some beans and rice.
post #5743 of 5744
Fat friends who post their general health issues on Facebook to gain sympathy...

The latest is one person who went to Disney Land and got some sort of blood hematoma in her foot that got infected because of a blood clot and had to spend her last day in a hospital bed. Pictures and all!
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Originally Posted by sonick View Post

Fat friends who post their general health issues on Facebook to gain sympathy...

The latest is one person who went to Disney Land and got some sort of blood hematoma in her foot that got infected because of a blood clot and had to spend her last day in a hospital bed. Pictures and all!

Self inflicted wounds never need to be publicized.
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