It'd be great if you could infiltrate a group's die in plans and launch a counter attack:
When they lie down on the floors at your local chipolte or what have you, pop a squat on top of their faces and let one loose.
Dat'd be fuckin hilarious. Naturally, I'd put 18 units of HRoi (they're cheap these days) and two gomestars up for this task. Maybe toss a patrickBOOTH in the corner so there's a hipster prick in a suit watching for good measure.
Also, borrow 4 gomestar brothers on margin to throw shart-stained undies at the protestors as they leave the establishment. Better hope there isnt a margin call on them.