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Originally Posted by JohnGalt View Post



Unless it's cancer.

Or blowjobs from a crazy lady.
post #5552 of 5562
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So my one post about the Grammy's....what's with all the Bermuda shorts (on guys). First the guy from AC/DC in velor Bermudas, then Pharrel in his second pair of Bermudas-does he not own pants (and what was with that weird "Happy" performance?) these "performers" are getting too weird for me
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Originally Posted by Harold falcon View Post

Or blowjobs from a crazy lady.

Crazy can be good..

It just depends how crazy..
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Originally Posted by lasbar View Post


Crazy can be good..

It just depends how crazy..

Never stick your dick/strapon in crazy.

 

Never. Not even once.

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Dumb friend: "That girl who can play along with my jokes and look at the stars while having down to earth conversations. That girl who will smile at you, like she's happy to see you. Well were can I find her because eBay isn't working."

Others: (Emotional support BS)

Me: Backpage.com
Bonus points if her name is actually Star.
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Originally Posted by donjuan17 View Post

Dumb friend: "That girl who can play along with my jokes and look at the stars while having down to earth conversations. That girl who will smile at you, like she's happy to see you. Well were can I find her because eBay isn't working."

Others: (Emotional support BS)

Me: Backpage.com
Bonus points if her name is actually Star.

One of my facebook friends posted a lengthy, awkward poem titled "The Perfect Girlfriend". I hate to talk crap about him, because he seems like a nice guy, but holy hell was this poem awful. One of the lines was something like, "The perfect girlfriend is one I can take out to lunch." No poem should ever contain the word "lunch".
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How much do I like lunch?
I like it a whole bunch.

When I'm hungry after breakfast
I suddenly get a hunch
There will soon be a mid-day repast
That we call lunch.
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I'm all for lunch being in poem, as long as it's subsequently rhymed with carpet munch
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Falcon punch.
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Originally Posted by HRoi View Post

I'm all for lunch being in poem, as long as it's subsequently rhymed with carpet munch

It's called Eating In.
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There once was a man named Crunch,
On the ladies he loved to munch,
He liked to go down,
On both the pink and the brown,
And when he was done, he'd take them to lunch.
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Jr. Mouse likes to eat a well-prepared brunch
Because he is too lazy to make breakfast or lunch.
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