Originally Posted by donjuan17
Dumb friend: "That girl who can play along with my jokes and look at the stars while having down to earth conversations. That girl who will smile at you, like she's happy to see you. Well were can I find her because eBay isn't working."
Others: (Emotional support BS)
Bonus points if her name is actually Star.
One of my facebook friends posted a lengthy, awkward poem titled "The Perfect Girlfriend". I hate to talk crap about him, because he seems like a nice guy, but holy hell
was this poem awful. One of the lines was something like, "The perfect girlfriend is one I can take out to lunch." No poem should ever
contain the word "lunch".